|Name and Description||How to obtain|
|Let's Find Her
Reach the first crossroads.
|Obtained after reaching Area 1. Obtained normally as the story progresses.|
|Embrace the Joy
|Obtained after entering the abandoned factory and getting some Joy from Buzzo. Obtained normally as the story progresses.|
Kill the Men's Hair Club Presidents.
|Obtained after defeating the boss Men's Hair Club. Obtained normally as the story progresses. (If you escape the fight and come back, Steam will glitch and won't count the achievement.)|
|The Face of Blood
Meet the Red Skull Rando
|Obtained after crashing against Rando with a motorcycle. Obtained normally as the story progresses.|
|It's all falling down
Reach the second crossroads.
|Obtained after reaching Area 2. Obtained normally as the story progresses.|
|Obtained after defeating Wally - you will find Buddy in a cave unlocking the achievement. Obtained normally as the story progresses.|
|No Turning Back
Reach the third crossroads.
|Obtained after reaching Area 3. Obtained normally as the story progresses.|
|The End is Nigh
Welcome to Hell.
|Obtained after reaching the Rando Camp, after Brad leaves Area 3. Obtained normally as the story progresses.|
|I Love You Son.
Kill all the Rouletters.
|Obtained after winning ten rounds of Roulette, on the way to recruiting Buckets.|
It can't be...
|Obtained by entering through the first Construction area, and heading to the bottom and going down the rope to the west of the truck.
Go inside the house and through the only doorway, and interacting with the toilet in the room unlocks the achievement.
|There's Something Fishy...
Find the Fishmen.
|Obtained when Brad reaches the Fishman Town, on the way to recruiting Carp and Harvey Alibastor.|
|The Doctor is in the House
Kill the doctor.
|Obtained by killing the Doctor, a huge blob of a Joy Mutant who is localized in the basement of the last house of the Nice Neighborhood.|
Learn the ways of Bob Friday.
|Obtained after recruiting Tiger Man and then speaking to Bob Friday in the top right area outside of Bob's Dojo. Travel back to the Dojo and inside his office through the door Tiger was blocking. Buy the Student Creed for 1000 Mags, use it on one of your party and the achievement will unlock.|
Look on the Brightside
Watch a well executed suicide.
|Obtained by fighting Tom "Brightside" Miller on Garbage Island. This is on the way to recruiting Fly Minetti and Ollie Nickels.|
|The Champ is Here!
Break the Streak, win the title.
|Complete the Eternal Championship at the EWC. Obtained while recruiting Sonny Backluwitz.|
|Arm-Shock 4 Life!
Win the tag titles.
|Complete the Tag Team Championship at the EWC. Obtained while recruiting Shocklord.|
Witness the fall of the Salvation Rangers.
|You have to witness the 4 cutscenes of the Salvation Rangers as well as defeat Blue during the final encounter. Obtained partially through recruiting Dick Dickson.|
Reach the Snowy Peak.
|Obtained in the Snowy Peak area by climbing the peak all the way to the top and killing the lone Flaming Man.|
Find the relaxing researchers.
|Obtained by finding the Resort Map and giving it to Shardy at the bottom of Area 3 to travel to Resort Island. The achievement is obtained while finding the researchers in the hotel. They are in a secret room on the top floor that can only be opened after pressing hidden switches throughout the normal hotel rooms.|
|Bye, I Guess...
|Obtained by racing Columbo in Area 3. It does not matter whether you win or lose, although winning will grant you the Hyper Hair-Gro.|
|10-4 Good Buddy
|Obtained by killing Satan inside of the Devil's Machine.|
|Obtained after defeating Rando and walking all the way to the left until reaching the Trumpet Man on a ledge overlooking Brad.|
Hint Guy Recruit Terry Hints.
|Recruit Terry Hintz|
|Many Swords Guy
Recruit Crisp Ladaddy.
|Recruit Crisp Ladaddy.|
|Dirt Bag Guy
|Red Hair Guy
Recruit Rooster Coleman.
|Recruit Rooster Coleman.|
Recruit Olan Hyot.
|Recruit Olan Hoyt.|
Recruit Nern Guan.
|Recruit Nern Guan.|
Recruit Rage Ironhead.
|Recruit Rage Ironhead.|
Recruit Percy Monsoon.
|Recruit Percy Monsoon|
Recruit Mad Dog.
|Recruit Mad Dog|
|Face First Guy
Recruit Fardy Hernandez.
|Recruit Fardy Hernandez|
Recruit Queen Roger.
|Recruit Queen Roger|
|Lawyer Fish Guy
Recruit Harvey Alibastor.
|Recruit Harvey Alibastor|
|Cool Dude Guy
Recruit Clint Olympic.
|Recruit Clint Olympic|
Recruit Buffalo Van Dyke.
|Recruit Buffalo Van Dyke|
Recruit Tiger Man.
|Recruit Tiger Man|
Recruit Ollie Nickels.
|Recruit Ollie Nickels.|
|Rhyming Bird Guy
Recruit Geese Thompson.
|Recruit Geese Thompson|
Recruit Dick Dickson.
|Recruit Dick Dickson|
|Powerful Clothesline Guy
Recruit Sonny Backluwitz.
|Recruit Sonny Backluwitz.|
Recruit Yazan Barghouti.
|Recruit Yazan Barghouti.|
Recruit Fly Minetti.
|Recruit Fly Minetti.|
Recruit Ajeet Mandeep.
|Recruit Ajeet Mandeep.|
Art Guy Recruit Garth.
Recruit Bo Wyatt.
|Recruit Bo Wyatt.|
|Super Drunk Guy
Recruit Birdie Hall.
|Recruit Birdie Hall.|
Finish with both arms.
|This one is a Hidden Achievement. Obtainable by finishing the game without losing a single arm on Buzzo's Ultimatums.|
|Kind of Selfish
Finish with one arm.
|Hidden Achievement. Obtainable by finishing the Game surrendering an arm on Buzzo's Ultimatums.|
Finish with no arms.
|Hidden Achievement. Obtainable by finishing the Game surrendering both arms on Buzzo's Ultimatums.|
It's too late to fight it...
|Hidden Achievement. Obtainable by finishing the Game without consuming a single piece of Joy.|
Giving in feels good.
|Hidden Achievement. Obtainable by finishing the Game having consumed at least a piece of Joy.|
The birth of Red Skull.
|Obtainable by finishing the Game in Pain Mode.|
Lisa: The Joyful DLC Achievements. Edit
The DLC comes with 10 new achievements added to the original list. Making it a whopping total of 68 possible achievements with the DLC installed.
|Obtained after Rando Joins your Party. (Obtained normally as the story progresses)|
|Obtained by reaching Terry's Land and getting Hint Mask from a chest.|
|Obtained after getting inside the Joy Boys Hideout and getting the Joy Mask.
To reach the Joy Boys Hideout first you have to go to the Hidden Bushy Mountain (See The Beat Never Dies achievement for more info.)
Find the TNT hidden in a bush near the top and slightly to the left.
Go back to area 2 and use the TNT on the big rock that's lying under the Dice Cave Entrance. Go through the entrance and push forward. Defeat the oddly familiar Joy Mutant (Beware, it's HP is quite high.)
After that follow the road to a little hut. Once inside the hut, press the action button on the right corner. It'll take you to a really long corridor. You'll notice 2 things on the floor; carpets and blankets.
If you press the action button on a blanket you'll notice that it will teleport you to the beginning of the corridor.
The correct blanket is the twelfth blanket from the right.
Once you find the secret entrance you will be in a room with a punching bag. Punch it several times to reveal a hidden passage.
The rest is up to you.
|Obtained after finishing the games without meeting either The Source or I'm Sorry achievements requirements.|
|The Beat Never Dies.
His Hot Fire is even hotter in Hell.
|Obtained by finding the secret W2D Worshipper's cave.
To find it you have to go to area 2 and take the Cave with the Dice Graffiti.
Go to the lowest part of that orange cave and go to the left to reveal a hidden path to a Bushy Mountain.
Press the action button on the bushes. The entrance to a hidden cave is on a bush near the top on the left of the map. go to the right and press the action button on the wall to get the achievement.
The resting place of the Darkness.
|Obtained after reaching the Joy Lab Facility.
But instead of going to the right to reach the town. Go to the left. There will be a cliff. A small pink note on a ledge and an item on the floor.
Jump off the cliff and you will land on a road to a door with the JOY word engraved in red on it. You won't be able to access the building unless you wear the Joy Mask. Keep pushing to the left. The rest is up to you.
I'd change everything if I could.
|Obtained by going back down to the place were Rando landed using the Joy Mask after crossing everyone off The List and seeing what happens
*Note* You must do less than 2,000 damage to Brad at the start of game, Buzzo will come to claim Brad after 8 turns, it is recommended to guard during this fight.
|Finishing the game with The Source achievement requirements.|
The breeding ground.
|Finishing the game with the I'm Sorry achievement requirements. (This overrides Lisa Ending)|
|No Friends.Walk the path alone.||In the W2D worshipper's cave, go left to collect a secret green helmet. Before finishing the list, head to the Joy Boys Hideout and talk to the man outside of it without your mask. Return to this location after finishing the list to unlock the achievement.|
- Getting the The Champ is Here! achievement means that you will no longer be able to fight at the EWC. And so, you will not be able to win the Tag Team Championship and get the Arm-Shock 4 Life! achievement if you didn't get that done first. Also you won't be able to grind experience and Mags at the Dystopian Rumbles.
- Pain Mode will override the Joyless ending and you will get the Pain ending independently of your Joy consumption.