|Spoony "Sidewalk" Vee|
|HIT * 100%||EVA * 5%|
|Attack Element: Physical||Collapse Effect: Boss|
|Fire * 300%||Scared * 50%|
|Paralysis * 50%||Sleep * 50%|
|Stun * 50%|
- "You don't know what you're doing..."
- ―Spoony Sidewalk Vee
Spoony is a rough member of the Rando Army who is found in the Area 3 Crossroads guarding the entrance to the bathhouse. He is no-nonsense and immediately tries to dismiss Brad when talking with him. If he asks Spoony what he's guarding a battle will start immediately without warning.
When battling Sidewalk, keep in mind that he has a weakness to Fire. Since Fire attacks are fairly common, it is easy to tear through Sidewalk by hitting this weakpoint. For even more damage, combine this strategy with Birdie Hall's Gasoline Spit, and the battle should take no time at all. Save your firebombs, however, as Han Tsunami and his gang share a weakness to Fire.
If you choose not to use Fire attacks, Sidewalk will give you trouble. He is one of the more lethal enemies in the game, as he will often use Neck Break in battle. He can even be more dangerous than some Joy Mutants, so, unless you like a challenge, use Fire to take care of him quickly.
You can actually run from Spoony's fight, unlike several other event enemies. Though he is a required enemy, if the fight looks sour, it may be a good idea to save yourself the Game Over.