|HIT * 95%||EVA * -90%|
|Attack Element: Physical|
- "The groin... My only weakness..."
- ―Scott Lawson, after being defeated
Scott Lawson or his full name Supreme Lord of Surprise Scott Lawson kicks Brad Armstrong in the groin and knocks him down. He is the first and only person to have kicked Brad in the groin in the entire game. After taking pleasure in kicking Brad's testicles in, he proceeds to run away and stand idle next to the W2D house. As Brad engages his assaulter in combat, he will attack the Supreme Lord of Surprise Scott Lawson with a devastating ball shattering nut cracker to the groin. Regardless if it did any damage or not, Scott goes down after one groin kick.
- Joy Factory Road 3
- You can either kick him in the nuts or walk past him and pretend nothing even happened
- His groin kick will knock you off your bicycle.
- If you interact with him after kicking him in the nuts it will say "He's dead inside."
- You can actually miss the groin kick on your final confrontation, though the scene will play out as if you had connected.