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30 characters can join Brad during Lisa. Most characters are optional, and require some kind of action to recruit.

Ajeet Mandeep
Ajeet HD
Beastborn
Beastborn HD
Birdie Hall
Birdie HD
Bo Wyatt
Bo HD
Buckets
Buckets HD
Buffalo Van Dyke
Buffalo HD
Carp
Carp HD
Clint Olympic
Clint HD
Crisp Ladaddy
Crisp Ladaddy HD
Dick Dickson
Dick HD
Fardy Hernandez
Fardy HD
Fly Minetti
Fly HD
Garth
Garth HD
Geese Thompson
Barry HD
Harvey Alibastor
Harvey HD
Jack
Jack HD
Mad Dog
Mad Dog HD
Nern Guan
Nern HD
Olan Hoyt
Olan HD
Ollie Nickels
Ollie HD
Percy Monsoon
Percy HD
Queen Roger
Queen HD
Rage Ironhead
Rage HD
Rooster Coleman
Rooster HD
RT
RT HD
Shocklord
Otto HD
Sonny Backluwitz
Sonny HD
Terry Hintz
Terry Hintz HD
Tiger Man
Tiger Man HD
Yazan Barghouti
Yazan HD

Spared Character/Hostage Rescue Quotes[]

If Brad saves a member of his party from any of the gangs that will take one of Brad's party members hostage (minus the Gale Motorcycle for... different reasons), or if Brad allows Buzzo to cut off his arm for his first choice, they will say the following

  • Ajeet: "I am forever grateful. Brad Armstrong, your heart is good."
  • Beastborn: "Raaagh..."
  • Birdie: "Huh? What's goin' on?"
  • Bo: "..."
  • Buckets: "..."
  • Buffalo: "Talk about interference! Good play, champ!"
  • Carp: (No text, he just makes a fish person noise.)
  • Clint: "Hmph. Thanks."
  • Crisp : "...Why bother saving me? I don't understand you."
  • Dick: "Tight save, bro."
  • Fly: "Rock solid work."
  • Garth: "I will draw a picture of this moment..."
  • Geese: "..."
  • Harvey: "Legally, I'm upset. Emotionally, I'm surprised. Physically, I'm aroused."
  • Jack: "That's what I call magic!"
  • Mad Dog: "..."
  • Nern: "Just in time! I remembered a great story!"
  • Olan: "Jesus, boy... I need a drink. Thanks for the save..."
  • Ollie: "Oi... I'm soaked in sweat. Boy oh boy, boy.
  • Percy: "You saved me? Wow... Does that mean you like me?"
  • Queen: "Top notch work. I'm grateful, bald man."
  • Rage: "Wooo! You came back! I love you, man!"
  • Rooster: "Thanks, I guess... Is Goldie ok?"
  • RT: "... Blagh."
  • Shocklord: "..."
  • Sonny: "... I know Harvey... I know."
  • Terry: "Thanks Brad. You're... You're a really good friend."
  • Tiger Man: "..."
  • Yazan: "I owe you..."

SPOILERS AHEAD: End Character Quotes[1][]

Towards the end of the game, Brad will be forced to kill the three companions left in his party when he departs for the island from Area 3. The following are the quotes the characters will say to Brad before the fight.

  • Ajeet Mandeep: "We have to protect our futures. And after this our children's futures... It should never be about one man. His people come first. This is the lesson you need to be taught."
  • Beastborn: "Goodbye human."
  • Birdie Hall: "Aaah Hell... I guess this is it eh? One last drink for the workin' man."
  • Bo Wyatt: "... Your death won't be for nothing... I'll miss you."
  • Buckets: "..." (In Pain Mode, he says "The girl is ours.")
  • Buffalo Van Dyke: "I barely know you... And maybe this isn't my place to speak... But... This is humanity's last hope, brother. We gotta do what we gotta do... Sorry friend..."
  • Carp: "... ... Brad..."
  • Clint Olympic: "Don't make this worse than it already is. Walk away old man, the girl is ours."
  • Crisp Ladaddy: "You're a sick man Brad... You deserve this."
  • Dick Dickson: "What did you think was going to happen? You're being selfish, man... It's not working for us... This is it. This is the end..."
  • Fardy Hernandez: "You killed my brother... After everything my family has done for you... It's because of me you got this far... And it's because of me you won't get any further. It's time to die Brad."
  • Fly Minetti: "I never liked you... Brad. Give her up."
  • Garth: "Sorry bud... Gotta stay in business somehow. Give her up."
  • Geese Thompson: "Fly away, fly away. Fight another day... Fight another day..."
  • Harvey Alibastor: "It was nice working with you pal. But Justice needs to be served."
  • Jack: "I grew up in this world... I've never seen a girl... I have to see what it's like."
  • Mad Dog: "... Good night dear friend."
  • Nern Guan: "For the first time in my life I'm speechless. Brad my boy.... This is history... And it's for the best."
  • Olan Hoyt: "... Sorry... But you can't do this. She is our future. ... I'm going to miss drinking with you..."
  • Ollie Nickels: "Nobody cares about ol' Ollie. Quite frankly I never gave anyone a reason to... My wife... My kids... That's all going to change today."
  • Percy Monsoon: "This is my chance to do something with my life. I need this. The world needs this."
  • Queen Roger: "God damnit... I hope we're not making a mistake..."
  • Rage Ironhead: "I've wanted her since the beginning. What did you expect from us Brad?"
  • Rooster Coleman: "I'll give it to you straight, fella. That girl don't belong to you. She belongs to the world now. Just let it go."
  • RT: "You can't run from us... ... The girl is ours... ... I never liked you anyway..."
  • Shocklord: "I don't like this... Guys this ain't right. Brad I don't want to hurt you! Stand down! Please..."
  • Sonny Backluwitz: "Harvey... I know... But we have to do this... Sorry tough guy."
  • Terry Hintz: "Brad... I've been a loser my whole life. Hanging around you have made me feel strong for once. Like a man... The first day we met was the best day of my life. ... Even before the world changed... Maybe you don't feel the same way... But you're my best friend dude. It's just this... Brad this is our future you're messing with... I'm sorry. We can't let you do this."
  • Tiger Man: "... The girl is ours."
  • Yazan Barghouti: "If we all die, who will take care of the animals? We need the girl!"

Trivia[]

  • Dingaling's favorite team is Shocklord, Carp, and Mad Dog. [2]
  • RT, Sonny, Beastborn, Yazan, Garth, and Jack are all kickstarted party members. All ten slots were claimed, but four of the party members never came to light. [3]
  • Dingaling has said that there's no canon final party. [4]
  • It seems that the early party members are the ones that attack Brad the least. That's because they all had time to get to know Brad, to become genuine friends. Even Rage Ironhead, who made it clear that he wants sex with Buddy, will waste turns crying and standing there, not wanting to hurt his friend. Rooster is the exception. You are holding Goldie hostage, after all.
  • The former lead of the team responsible for Oddity (previously known as Mother 4), Chase Anast, created the artwork for all of the characters in LISA, with the exception of Lisa herself, Rando, and Doctor Yado, which were done by the lead developer of Lisa: The Pointless, Edvinas Kandrotas.
  • Despite what some party members say, the only two party members that don't waste turns fighting Brad are Fly and Buckets.
  • Ajeet is the biggest party member while Harvey is the smallest.
  • Terry, Fardy, Percy and Buffalo are the only party members that are mandatory to recruit in order to complete the game.

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