- "Rando's too fucking nice... Trash like you doesn't deserve him."
- ―Laser Aldino
|HIT * 95%||EVA * 5%|
|Attack Element: Physical|
|Firebomb||When HP is between 0% - 40%||3|
Laser Aldino is a member of the Rando Army who, shortly after Brad takes a spill on the motorcycle, is asked directly by Rando to give him all their food rations. After Rando takes his leave Laser and three other soldiers get into a battle with Brad in an attempt to get their food back.
It is possible to escape the fight with Laser and his gang, however upon doing so, he will say "I don't think so. Your journey ends here." and the fight will initiate again. So, attempting to escape is pointless.