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The following is a list of contained within LISA: THE PAINFUL and LISA: THE JOYFUL.

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KeyEdit

Image Name Description Price Consume Effects
035Bicycle Bicycle Press the SHIFT key to dismount. 0 No Mounts Bike
044Goldie Goldie A golden hen. 0 No Allows for Rooster to join party
045TruckKeys Truck Keys Bail to a safer place. 0 No Allows transportation between Area crossroads
050BuddysMask Buddy's Mask A mask you made for Buddy so you

could take her on walks.

0 No
055ResortMap Garbage Map A map to Garbage Island.

Show it to Shardy.

0 No Show to Shardy Hernandez to travel to Garbage Island
055ResortMap Dismal Map A map to Dismal Island.

Show it to Shardy.

0 No Show to Shardy to travel to Dismal Island
055ResortMap Resort Map A map to Resort Island.

Show it to Shardy.

0 No Show to Shardy to travel to Resort Island
045TruckKeys Keys The tag reads "Mike." 0 No Unlocks the Satan fight east of the EWC.
056BloodWood Blood Wood A slimy green wood with bright red sap. 0 No Used to build raft in Area 3
057MintCloth Mint Cloth It's hard to find a cloth this nice nowadays. 0 No Used to build raft in Area 3
058LargeFan Large Fan A huge fan. It could possibly be a

family heirloom.

0 No Used to build raft in Area 3
059Toolbox Toolbox This box contains a lot of great

tools!

0 No Used to build raft in Area 3
060OldRecord Old Record A strange record. 50 No Play record with gramophone to get Bo join you.
067DegradingDress Degrading Dress This makes you feel... Different.

(Falls off when jumping or climbing.)

50 No Obtained at Dismal Island
071DuffelBag Duffel Bag It has "Duffie" etched on the side of it. 50 No Give to RT in The Beehive to have him join you.
072Toby Toby Having a human hostage is a great

apocalyptic resource.

300 No

ConsumablesEdit

Image Name Description Price Consume Effects
001MysteryJerky Mystery Jerky Dried meat of common Olathian animals.

Recovers 300 HP.

10 Yes Recover HP - 300
002DomesticJerky Domestic Jerky Recovers 1000 HP. 15 Yes Recover HP - 1000
003HorseJerky Horse Jerky Dried meat of a horse.

Recovers all HP.

20 Yes Recover HP - 100%
004DietCocolaCola Diet Cocola Cola If you throw this can at someone it won't

hurt, it's a soft drink! Recovers 200 SP.

5 Yes Recover SP - 200
005CocolaCola Cocola Cola If you throw this can at someone it won't

hurt, it's a soft drink! Recovers 400 SP.

10 Yes Recover SP - 400
006CreamyCocola Creamy Cocola If you throw this can at someone it won't

hurt, it's a soft drink! Recovers 800 SP.

15 Yes Recover SP - 800
007RealSugarCocolaCola Real Sugar Cocola Cola If you throw this can at someone it won't

hurt, it's a soft drink! Recovers all SP.

20 Yes Recover SP - 100%
008IcedCoffee Iced Coffee Restores all HP and SP. 50 Yes Recover HP/SP - 100%
009Perfume Perfume The sweet scent revives an ally. 10 Yes
  • Revives Ally
  • Recover HP - 30%
010FancyPerfume Fancy Perfume The sweet scent revives an ally fully. 20 Yes
  • Revives Ally
  • Recover HP - 100%
018EmptyBottle Empty Bottle An empty glass bottle. 2 Yes Deals Damage
012BottleofSoup Bottle of Soup Recovers 500 HP 3 Yes
013BottleofWater Bottle of Water An extremely refreshing drink.

Cures many ailments.

20 Yes Cures:



Receive Empty Bottle

014PotatoLiquor Potato Liquor Capable of getting you drunk.

Recovers 200 HP.

5 Yes
015BottleofDirtyWater Bottle of Dirty Water Contaminated water. Try throwing it at your

enemies.

0 Yes
  • Deals Damage
  • 70% Chance of Poison
026RandoRation Rando Ration A high quality meal. Restores all HP and SP. 20 Yes Recover HP and SP 100%
043Joy Joy This drug makes you feel nothing.

Use it in a pinch.

20 Yes
046LucrativeTea Lucrative Tea An unsafe blend of tea.

Revives TP.

13 Yes Recover TP - 400
042FireBomb Firebomb A firebomb, can cause burning. 0 Yes
  • Deals Damage
  • 80 chance to cause Burning
042FireBomb Diesel F. Bomb A beefed up firebomb, can cause burning. 0 Yes
  • Deals Damage
  • 80 chance to cause Burning
048GreenPaste Green Paste A strange mossy paste...

I wouldn't drink this...

50 No Give to Carp to get him to join you.
049TNT TNT An explosive capable of destroying

certain objects.

0 Yes 100% Chance to cause Burning
051Nugget Nugget Try rubbing it on yourself in battle.

Makes you stink.

2 Yes 100% Chance to cause Stink
052WushuSpear Wushu Spear This isn't worth keeping... Try to sell it. 12 No  ???
061PartyLiquor Party Liquor Capable of getting you drunk.

Recovers 200 HP.

13 Yes
061PartyLiquor Onion Vodka Capable of getting you drunk.

Recovers 300 HP.

15 Yes
061PartyLiquor Olathian Whiskey Capable of getting you drunk.

Recovers 500 HP.

20 Yes
055ResortMap Gonzalo Style Scroll It's written in English. It can't be

THAT authentic... Increases S.ATK & SP

0 Yes

Received from ???

  • Increase S.ATK by 5
  • Increase SP by 5
055ResortMap Trust for Suckers A manual on trust. 0 Yes Wins game
055ResortMap Student Creed The profound creed that all true

martial artists live by.

1000 Yes Receive Wisdom
068Tissue Tissue The ultimate for drying your tears...

When you have an issue.

0 Yes
069WeirdDoll Weird Doll A ratty old octopus doll...

Rare, but worthless.

32 No Trade for Olathian Whiskey.
001MysteryJerky Squirrel Jerky Dried squirrel meat.

Recovers 300 HP.

2 Yes Recover HP - 300
073MuhammadStyleScroll Muhammad Style Scroll It's written in English. It can't be

THAT authentic... Increases DEF.

0 Yes
  • Increase DEF by 8
  • Increase S.DEF by 8
  • Increase LUCK by 8
074ChristStyleScroll Christ Style Scroll It's written in English. It can't be

THAT authentic... Increases ATK.

0 Yes
  • Increase ATK by 8
  • Increase S.ATK by 8
075DoomsdayStyleScroll Doomsday Style Scroll It's written in Oriental language...

It must be authentic... Increases EVERYTHING.

0 Yes
  • Increase ATK by 5
  • Increase DEF by 5
  • Increase AGI by 5
  • Increase S.ATK by 5
  • Increase S.DEF by 5
077Cigarette Cigarette Flavor so smooth, it heals poison!

(This ad is sponsored by Martlo Cigarettes)

50 Yes

List of ArmorEdit

Body Armor Edit

Bare Chest Edit
Image Name Description Type Equip Type Price HP SP ATK DEF S.ATK S.DEF AGI LUCK Effects
046LucrativeTea Oiled Chest Makes you all slippery and sexy! Nude Body 43 0 0 4 23 0 0 0 0 Evasion + 10%
Ponchos Edit
Image Name Description Type Equip Type Price HP SP ATK DEF S.ATK S.DEF AGI LUCK Effects
021ItchyPoncho Itchy Poncho Make sure to wear an undershirt with this bad boy. Poncho Body 2 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 0
021ItchyPoncho Leather Poncho Made from rabbit murder. Poncho Body 6 0 0 0 7 0 2 2 0
023DampPoncho Damp Poncho Why is this forever wet? That's really

gross. (Prevents burning.)

Poncho Body 12 0 0 0 6 0 4 -2 0 Resists Burning
024ShagPoncho Shag Poncho This is just a square of old carpet.

It's flammable.

Poncho Body 16 0 0 0 13 0 0 -4 0 Fire DMG * 100% (Base DMG)
025RainPoncho Rain Poncho Water just slides right off! Poncho Body 17 0 0 0 13 0 0 0 0 Water DMG * 80%
026PicnicBlanket Picnic Blanket Food still remains on this blanket for you

to eat. Restores HP over time.

Poncho Body 23 0 0 0 15 0 11 0 0 HP Regen + 2%
027GreasyPoncho Greasy Poncho Mysterious oil covers this Poncho, making

you super slick to the touch!

Poncho Body 26 0 0 0 15 0 15 2 0 Evasion + 5%
009DaintyShawl Buddys Poncho A poncho Brad made for Buddy.

The stitching is poorly done...

Poncho Body 4 0 0 0 5 0 3 0 0
029HawaiianPoncho Hawaiian Poncho You feel like you have the whole

world in your hands...

Poncho Body 31 0 0 0 18 3 26 0 1
030RandoPoncho Rando Poncho A very well made poncho. Poncho Body 100 0 0 0 23 0 14 0 0 Atk Speed -2
014CottonShawl Silk Poncho A very rare fabric in today's day and age.

Who did this belong to?

Poncho Body 200 0 4 0 35 0 35 9 5 Atk Speed + 1
013TrashBagShawl Trash Bag Poncho A poncho made out of a trash bag.

It produces a stench.

Poncho Body 7 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 Adds Stink

ShawlsEdit

Image Name Description Type Equip Type Price HP SP ATK DEF S.ATK S.DEF AGI LUCK Effects
009DaintyShawl Dainty Shawl You look like a real dandy with this. Shawl Body 20 0 0 0 8 0 1 3 0
012CamoShawl Camo Shawl Does not included tramatic flashbacks,

but makes you hard to see..

Shawl Body 43 0 0 0 31 0 23 0 0
013TrashBagShawl Trash Bag Shawl A shawl made out of a trash bag.

It produces a stench.

Shawl Body 32 0 0 0 14 0 0 5 0 Adds Stink
014CottonShawl Cotton Shawl A highly flamable women's garment. Shawl Body 18 0 0 0 10 0 5 0 0 Fire DMG * 50% (Should be 150%)
015NinjaScarf Ninja Scarf Dressing like ninja doesn't give you the right to

do stupid poses, nerd.

Shawl Body 28 0 0 0 25 0 18 12 0 Evasion + 2%
024ShagPoncho Childs Blanket Big enough to cover your chest, but not

big enough to sleep under.

Shawl Body 21 0 0 0 15 0 15 3 0
018PlasticTarp Plastic Tarp Very uncomfortable, but protects

from water damage.

Shawl Body 33 0 0 0 23 0 23 -8 0 Water DMG * 70%
019Grandma'sShawl Grandma's Shawl A shawl of legend. Shawl Body 99 0 0 0 50 7 43 -5 0
Shirts Edit
Image Name Description Type Equip Type Price HP SP ATK DEF S.ATK S.DEF AGI LUCK Effects
088CheetahJersey Cheetah Jersey A very loud sports jersey. Blouse Body 5 0 0 0 4 0 0 -2 0
089DrabTankTop Drab Tank Top An earthly colored tank top. Blouse Body 11 0 0 0 6 0 0 -1 0
090SportsJersey Sports Jersey Show your team support with this

over priced jersey.

Blouse Body 24 0 0 0 12 0 0 9 -6
091CutoffSweatshirt Cutoff Sweatshirt Ideal for people with nice abs.

Gives you a good chance at looking cool.

Blouse Body 37 0 0 0 10 0 0 16 0 Cool Chance * 80%
092FloralShirt Floral Shirt The coolest type of shirt ever.

Only few can pull it off.

Blouse Body 40 0 0 0 20 0 0 0 0 Adds Super Cool
093Grandpa'sShirt Grandpa's Shirt The legendary blouse of a retiree.

This shirt has seen many games of golf...

Blouse Body 53 0 0 0 36 0 0 0 0 Evasion + 3%
094LabCoat Lab Coat A dirty lab coat. Blouse Body 22 0 0 0 21 0 34 0 0
095SweatyShirt Sweaty Shirt This shirt is covered in cologne to mask

the sweat smell.

Blouse Body 12 0 0 0 7 0 0 0 0 Evasion + 3%
Manly Edit
Image Name Description Type Equip Type Price HP SP ATK DEF S.ATK S.DEF AGI LUCK Effects
008ThickPads Thick Pads Made from thick plastic. Thick like your skull. Manly Body 21 0 0 0 20 0 0 0 0
033USAFlag USA Flag It's rather disrespectful to be wearing

this like a shirt...

Manly Body 100 0 0 0 40 0 40 21 0 Fire * 100%
034NipplePatch Nipple Patch Probably the only one ever made.

Who loses a nipple?

Manly Body 6 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 0
035FootballPads Football Pads Signed by John Freeway, but it's a mass

produced signature. It's nothing special.

Manly Body 7 0 0 0 5 0 2 2 0
008ThickPads Elite Pads Made from thick plastic. Thick like your skull. Manly Body 13 0 0 0 11 0 3 0 0
037SpikedPads Spiked Pads If you don't have these in the apocalypse

you're seriously doing it wrong.

Manly Body 26 0 0 0 17 0 5 0 0
038MeatyPads Meaty Pads These sure can take a beating. Manly Body 30 0 0 0 21 0 6 -1 0
039TurquoisePads Turquoise Pads Dope western style pads. Manly Body 40 0 0 0 30 0 15 0 0
040Devil'sPads Devil's Pads The football pads of the world's most evil

quaterback... Satan Manning.

Manly Body 666 0 0 0 35 0 17 -2 0
041SkatePads Skate Pads Bright colored pads for roller blading. Manly Body 22 0 0 0 15 0 0 0 0 Evasion + 2%

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Shields Edit

Image Name Description Type Equip Type Price HP SP ATK DEF S.ATK S.DEF AGI LUCK Effects
042WoodShield Wood Shield A stiff shield. Small Shield Shield 22 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 Evasion + 4%
043MetalShield Metal Shield This really... STOPS attacks. Small Shield Shield 50 0 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 Evasion + 4%

Headgear Edit

Hats Edit

Image Name Description Type Equip Type Price HP SP ATK DEF S.ATK S.DEF AGI LUCK Effects
064WornHelmet Worn Helmet Give it the old college try with this

bad boy.

Hat Head 18 0 0 0 8 0 5 -1 0
065Horrace'sHardhat Horrace's Hardhat There is something written on it: "Dear son,

don't drive bulldozers, you'll never succeed."

Hat Head 40 0 0 0 22 0 0 0 0
099Turban Turban Headwear created by cloth winding. Hat Head 30 0 0 0 3 0 13 0 0
102StrawHat Straw Hat Something Grandmother would

wear.

Hat Head 14 0 0 0 6 0 4 0 1
105BusinessyHat Businessy Hat This hat increases your office productivity. Hat Head 14 0 0 1 7 1 5 0 -2
106Fisherman'sHat Fisherman's Hat This has no style whatsoever.

It's impossible to look cool with this.

Hat Head 23 0 0 0 11 0 5 3 0
  • Resist Cool
  • Resist Super Cool
107DandyHat Dandy Hat The ultimate in Southern headwear. Hat Head 50 0 0 0 32 0 0 -4 0
114WinterCap Winter Cap A tiny hat made for Winter. Worn all year

by homeless people.

Hat Head 21 0 0 0 8 0 9 0 0
105BusinessyHat Mid-Life Crisis Hat It's something we all go through at some point. Hat Head 33 0 0 4 12 4 9 0 -18
127FootballHelmet Football Helmet Hike! Your way into proper safety! Hat Head 24 0 0 0 23 0 5 -4 0

Masks Edit

Image Name Description Type Equip Type Price HP SP ATK DEF S.ATK S.DEF AGI LUCK Effects
062SweatyMask Sweaty Mask You must be really out of shape you pig. Mask Head 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0
062SweatyMask Sparkly Mask The glistening lets people know how

cool you are.

Mask Head 14 0 0 0 20 0 20 0 0
082BlackHelmet Black Helmet The official Black Ranger helmet. Mask Head 20 0 0 0 34 0 34 4 0
103PinkHelmet Pink Helmet The official Pink Ranger helmet. Mask Head 20 0 0 0 7 0 13 2 0
104MotorbikeHelmet Motorbike Helmet Belonged to the leader of the Gale

Motorcycle Club.

Mask Head 35 56 0 0 44 0 33 -6 0

Bald Edit

Image Name Description Type Equip Type Price HP SP ATK DEF S.ATK S.DEF AGI LUCK Effects
046LucrativeTea Sunscreen Ideal for bald heads. Bald Head 12 0 0 0 7 0 6 0 0
046LucrativeTea Deluxe Sunscreen The best sunscreen. Reduces burning. Bald Head 40 0 0 0 14 0 9 0 0 Resist Burning
046LucrativeTea Hair-Gro A hair growth formula. These never

work, but it helps to dream.

Bald Head 60 0 0 2 23 2 23 0 6 Cool rate * 50%
046LucrativeTea Hyper Hair-Gro A hair growth formula. These never

work, but it helps to dream.

Bald Head 60 0 0 8 28 2 30 5 6

UniqueEdit

Image Name Description Type Equip Type Price HP SP ATK DEF S.ATK S.DEF AGI LUCK Effects
111PaintCan Paint Can A paint can with a hole in it.. Paint Can Head 20 0 0 0 6 0 6 0 0
112TigerHead Tiger Head Is this even a mask...? Tiger Head Head 30 0 0 23 0 0 0 0 0 Evasion + 4%
113Harvey Harvey Sonny's best friend. The only one Sonny

feels comfortable talking to...

Harvey Head 30 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 Evasion + 4%
100OddHelmet Odd Helmet Origins unknown. Odd Helmet Head 20 0 0 0 11 0 4 0 0
101BirdMask Bird Mask Quack, quack? What is this? Bird Head Head 25 0 0 0 11 6 4 0 0
034NipplePatch Eye Patch This looks boss as Hell. Patch Head 0 0 0 3 5 3 0 -2 0
116FishHead Fish Head Is this a real fish head?

Is this a real fishman?!

Fish Head Head 60 0 0 8 7 2 8 5 6

AccessoriesEdit

Image Name Description Type Equip Type Price HP SP ATK DEF S.ATK S.DEF AGI LUCK Effects
051KarateBelt Karate Belt An authentic combat belt! Accessory Accessory 30 0 0 5 5 5 5 5 5
053LuckyFeather Lucky Feather Putting this in your cap makes you look

super smart!

Accessory Accessory 12 0 0 0 0 6 0 0 0
055Locket Locket A woman's picture is inside the locket. Accessory Accessory 24 0 0 0 4 0 0 2 30
055ResortMap Diary Entries An assortment of motivational quotes to help

Terry get through the day...

Accessory Accessory 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
068OldSock Old Sock Super comfy, but super smelly. Accessory Accessory 33 0 0 0 0 0 0 14 0 Adds Stink
035Stink Stench A stench so strong, you can

physically carry it around.

Accessory Accessory 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Adds Stink
071DeadFlower Dead Flower A personal keepsake. Accessory Accessory 17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10
009DaintyShawl Cape It's really just an old towel... Accessory Accessory 17 0 0 0 12 0 12 12 0
073CatPaw Cat Paw Many people love cats...

Many hate them...

Accessory Accessory 24 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 Evasion + 2%
074DenimJeans Denim Jeans Denim never goes out of style. Accessory Accessory 17 5 0 1 2 3 0 1 10
075BadassBeltBuckle Badass Belt Buckle This mother fucker keeps those fucking

pants secure as fuck.

Accessory Accessory 66 0 0 0 33 0 0 0 0
076Glasses Glasses Helps you hit things better. Reduces your coolness,

regardless of your opinion on fashion.

Accessory Accessory 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0
  • HIT + 14%
  • Resist Cool
  • Resist Super Cool
077EternalTitleBelt Eternal Title Belt The prestigious championship belt. Accessory Accessory 160 0 0 11 33 33 0 -12 0
078TagTeamTitleBelt Tag Team Title Belt The prestigious tag team championship belt. Accessory Accessory 160 0 0 6 22 22 0 -12 0
075BadassBeltBuckle Mikes Belt Buckle It's just a lonely trucker's belt... Accessory Accessory 400 0 0 20 40 40 40 0 0
080Nipple Nipple A reminder of your choices. Accessory Accessory 0 -4 -4 -4 -4 -4 -4 -4 20

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List of WeaponsEdit

Image Name Description Weapon Type Price HP SP ATK DEF S.ATK S.DEF AGI LUCK Effects
001SpikedClub Spiked Club A barbarian classic! Club 33 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 0
  • HIT - 10%
  • Atk Speed - 5
  • Bleed chance + 40%
002DryStick Dry Stick Often used to poke at lifeless bodies. Club 21 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 0
  • HIT - 10%
  • Atk speed - 5
003ChoppingAxe Chopping Axe Good for chopping. Club 45 0 0 20 0 0 0 0 0
  • HIT - 10%
  • Bleed chance + 50%
004WoodenBat Wooden Bat Meant for hitting balls... But you're going to

use it for violence... Aren't you?

Club 31 0 0 15 0 0 0 0 0 * HIT - 10%
005MetalBat Metal Bat Makes a satisfactory noise upon contact

with a skull.

Club 41 0 0 19 0 0 0 0 0
  • HIT - 10%
  • Atk speed - 5
006BigZinger Big Zinger This bat swings so fast it sizzles upon contact!

That's hot baby!

Club 37 0 0 17 0 0 0 0 3
  • HIT - 10%
  • CRIT + 3%
  • Atk Speed + 5
  • Fire * 100%
007HeadRocker Head Rocker This baby will blast your brain hardcore.

Can cause stunning.

Club 46 0 0 20 0 0 0 0 0
  • HIT - 10%
  • CRIT + 3%
  • Atk Speed - 5
  • Stun + 40%
008NailBat Nail Bat Not ideal for major league play. Club 46 0 0 24 0 0 0 0 0
009Sluginator Sluginator A cool name for a cool bat. Club 78 0 0 30 0 0 0 0 0
  • Hit - 10%
  • CRIT + 6%
  • Atk Speed - 5
010TheHomer The Homer Belonged to the legendary

Babe Doof...

Club 130 0 0 39 0 0 0 -10 20
  • HIT - 10%
  • CRIT + 3%
  • Atk Speed - 5
  • Fallen + 55%
002DryStick Wet Stick A damp... Limp... Stick. Club 22 0 0 10 0 0 0 4 0
  • HIT - 10%
  • Atk Element Water
012SweatyWristbands Sweaty Wristbands Sweaty from years of balling. Wristband 6 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0
  • HIT + 4%
  • Equip Shield
013WoolWristbands Wool Wristbands Itchy to wear. Tight to stare. Wristband 44 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 0
  • HIT + 4%
  • Equip Shield
014RedArmbands Red Armbands I don't know why. I don't know how.

I just know it helps your attack.

Wristband 41 0 0 8 0 0 0 0 0
  • HIT + 4%
  • Equip Shield
015All-StarBands All-Star Bands Wristbands endorsed by McKill Jurdeen. Wristband 48 0 0 13 0 0 0 0 0
  • HIT + 4%
  • Equip Shield
016StuddedBands Studded Bands Makes you look badass when shaking hands. Wristband 51 0 0 35 0 0 0 -8 0
  • HIT + 4%
  • Equip Shield
017CottonWristbands Cotton Wristbands The cleanest wristbands around. Wristband 55 0 0 38 0 0 0 0 0
  • HIT + 4%
  • Equip Shield
018QueensBands Queen Bands Wristbands belonging to an underrated female

basketball player... Sadly her name is unknown.

Wristband 121 0 0 50 0 0 0 0 0
  • HIT + 4%
  • Equip Shield
020RustyKnife Rusty Knife Don't use this on your dinner,

you'll get sick. Can cause poison.

Knife 33 0 0 23 0 0 0 5 0
020RustyKnife Butter Knife Works great for spreading butter

on toast.

Knife 44 0 0 23 0 0 0 4 0 Bleed chance 50%
020RustyKnife Machete Once used by the great Dolph Luggage. Knife 56 0 0 34 0 0 0 6 0 Bleed chance 50%
020RustyKnife Switchblade You'll look like a badass greaser with this. Knife 67 0 0 50 0 0 0 12 0 Bleed chance 70%
024CombatKnife Combat Knife Designed for combat. Knife 78 0 0 76 0 0 0 12 0 Bleed chance 70%
025EasternBlade Eastern Blade If things aren't working out,

commit suicide with this.

Sword 88 0 0 22 0 0 0 4 0 Bleed chance 50%
031WoodenBow Wooden Bow Wooden Bow Bow 8 0 0 7 0 0 0 0 0
  • Equip Shield
  • Critical chance + 3%
  • Atk Speed + 5
032Longbow Longbow This bow provides greater range. Bow 30 0 0 14 0 0 0 4 0
  • Equip Shield
  • Critical chance + 3%
  • Atk Speed + 5
031WoodenBow Hunting Bow Designed specifically to end animal life. Bow 34 0 0 18 0 0 0 0 0
  • Equip Shield
  • Critical chance + 3%
  • Atk Speed + 5
  • Atk Element: Animal
034SmokyBow Smoky Bow This bow is so dirty, it causes blindness. Bow 48 0 0 23 0 0 0 0 0
  • Equip Shield
  • Critical chance + 3%
  • Atk Speed + 5
  • Blind chance 33%
035GwynsBow Gwyns Bow Holding this feels like the body of a woman. Bow 51 0 0 31 0 0 0 0 30
  • Equip Shield
  • Critical chance + 3%
  • Atk Speed + 5
036BoneBow Bone Bow A bow made from the rib of a jaguar. Bow 56 0 0 36 0 0 0 7 0
  • Equip Shield
  • Critical chance + 3%
  • Atk Speed + 5
037BloodBow Blood Bow The bowstring is coated in human blood.

That's very cool.

Bow 66 0 0 40 0 0 0 7 0
  • Equip Shield
  • Critical chance + 3%
  • Atk Speed + 5
  • Bleed chance 33%
038ChristmasDay Christmas Day A seasonal bow... Why anyone would make a

weapon designed for Christmas is beyond me.

Bow 81 0 0 45 0 0 0 7 0
  • Equip Shield
  • Atk Speed + 5
039MartloBow Martlo Bow This bow could only be obtained from the

Martlo Cigarette Catalogue for 1,000 points.

Bow 111 0 0 60 0 0 0 21 -5
  • Equip Shield
  • Critical chance + 6%
  • Atk Speed + 5
042WoodenBoomerang Broken Boomerang This one doesn't come back... Boomerang 22 0 0 13 0 0 0 5 0
  • Hit + 4%
  • Critical Chance + 7%
  • Evasion + 7%
042WoodenBoomerang Wooden Boomerang Nothing special about this rang. Boomerang 33 0 0 17 0 0 0 7 0
  • Hit + 4%
  • Evasion + 7%
002DryStick Spiked Bat Not really used for regulation baseball. Hammer 120 0 0 8 0 0 0 0 0
  • Unused.
042WoodenBoomerang Decent Boomerang Alligator Diddly's old rang. Boomerang 22 0 0 13 0 0 0 5 0
  • Hit + 4%
  • Critical Chance + 7%
  • Evasion + 7%
049WoodStaff Wood Staff Sturdy staff made of oak. Staff 100 0 0 1 0 3 0 0 0
  • Equip Shield
  • Unused.
059Revolver Revolver Bullets usually put ends to lives. Six Shooter 22 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0
  • Hit - 5%
  • Atk Speed -5
060PeaShooter Pea Shooter These peas are non-nutritious. Handgun 34 HP 0 9 0 5 0 0 0
  • HIT - 5%
  • Atk Speed -5
061ShowStopper Show Stopper You'll be dead at the end of this show. Handgun 45 0 0 13 0 0 0 0 0
  • Equip Shield
  • Critical chance + 3%
  • Atk Speed + 5
062Nosey Nosey You got a problem? I have a problem solver,

his name is long nose revolver.

Six Shooter 56 0 0 20 0 0 0 0 0
  • HIT - 5%
  • Atk Speed - 5
063Peacemaker Peacemaker Peace is absolutley not what this gun makes. Handgun 67 0 0 23 0 10 0 0 0
064TheRuler The Ruler You can measure a man's worth by the

size of his gun.

Six Shooter 78 0 0 28 0 0 0 0 0
065Sunsetter Sunsetter The gold standard of fancy weaponry. Six Shooter 123 0 0 33 0 0 0 0 33
  • HIT - 5%
  • Atk Speed - 5
066Snubby Snubby It's not the size that counts, it's the contents. Handgun 144 0 0 45 0 0 0 16 0
068Suzi Suzi A cute little machine gun. Sub Machine Gun 33 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 * HIT - 5%
069PotatoPeeler Potato Peeler Not popular in kitchens. Sub Machine Gun 44 0 0 12 0 5 0 0 0
  • HIT - 5%
  • Atk Speed - 5
070Pissler Pissler This thing just pisses bullets. Sub Machine Gun 55 0 0 19 0 0 0 0 0
  • HIT - 10%
  • Atk Speed - 5
071Luckluster Luckluster The black cat of guns. Sub Machine Gun 67 0 0 25 0 5 0 0 -20
  • Atk Speed - 5
072TuesdayMorning Tuesday Morning A high powered sub machine gun. Sub Machine Gun 82 0 0 34 0 0 0 0 0
  • HIT - 10%
  • Atk Speed - 5
073CrimsonTide Crimson Tide Parting your head like the sea. Sub Machine Gun 111 0 0 45 0 0 0 0 0
074Grenada9 Grenada 9 An oddly colored gun. Sub Machine Gun 130 0 0 52 0 0 0 0 0
075DandyBoy Dandy Boy A powerful gun... For weak men. Sub Machine Gun 140 0 0 70 0 0 0 11 0
014RedArmbands Hint Lord Sweatbands Terry's childhood sweatbands. Wristband 5 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0
  • Equip Shield
  • HIT + 4%
088Guitar Guitar A one stringed guitar. Guitars 23 5 12 0 0 0 0 0 0
025EasternBlade Sword Bundle A collection of katanas. Crisp refuses to

let them go.

Katana 0 0 0 30 0 17 0 4 0

Bleed 50%

025EasternBlade Sabre Sabre means "to cut." Sword 0 0 0 14 0 0 0 4 0 Bleed 50%
052WushuSpear Wushu Spear A dull tipped spear with a flexible shaft.

It's poorly made.

Spear 44 0 0 4 0 0 0 4 0 Bleed 50%
109SharpenedCurtainRod Sharpened Curtain Rod Somebody's home is really missing this... Spear 87 0 3 8 0 0 0 0 0 Bleed 50%
052WushuSpear Mighty Spear No jokes... It's a good spear. Spear 132 0 7 13 0 0 0 3 0 Bleed 50%
114PlayingCards Playing Cards A great resource in the apocalypse. Cards 200 0 7 0 0 15 0 0 0
115Pencil Pencil A rare tool in this climate... Pencil 40 0 7 0 0 11 0 0 0
116Whip Whip Use for animals. Not for perversion. Whip 13 0 0 12 0 0 0 4 0
116Whip Extension Cord This hurts like Hell to get whipped with! Whip 44 0 0 19 0 0 0 0 0
116Whip Adventure Whip Pried from Ethiopia Jones' cold dead hands. Whip 77 0 0 25 0 0 0 0 0
071DuffelBag Duffel Bag Who knows what the Hell is in here... Duffel Bag 37 0 6 25 0 0 0 0 4

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KeyEdit

Image Name Description Price Consume Effects
Rando mask Red Skull Mask (Key Item) The mask worn by Rando. 0 No Changes NPC's reactions to Buddy when worn.
082Hint Mask Hint Mask A cheap mask for Terry cosplay.

He must have maid it himself.

0 No
084Joy Mask Joy Mask The Mask Buzzo's Men wear. 0 No Allows you to speak to members of Buzzo's gang.

ConsumablesEdit

Image Name Description Price Consume Effects
001MysteryJerky Mystery Jerky Dried meat of common Olathian animals.

Recovers 300 HP.

10 Yes Recover HP - 300
002DomesticJerky Domestic Jerky Recovers 1000 HP. 15 Yes Recover HP - 1000
003HorseJerky Horse Jerky Dried meat of a horse.

Recovers all HP.

20 Yes Recover HP - 100%
004DietCocolaCola Diet Cocola Cola If you throw this can at someone it won't

hurt, it's a soft drink! Recovers 200 SP.

5 Yes Recover SP - 200
007RealSugarCocolaCola Real Sugar Cocola Cola If you throw this can at someone it won't

hurt, it's a soft drink! Recovers all SP.

20 Yes Recover SP - 100%
009Perfume Perfume The sweet scent revives an ally. 10 Yes
  • Revives Ally
  • Recover HP - 30%
010FancyPerfume Fancy Perfume The sweet scent revives an ally fully. 20 Yes
  • Revives Ally
  • Recover HP - 100%
018EmptyBottle Empty Bottle An empty glass bottle. 2 Yes Deals Damage
012BottleofSoup Bottle of Soup Recovers 500 HP 3 Yes
014PotatoLiquor Potato Liquor Capable of getting you drunk.

Recovers 200 HP.

5 Yes
026RandoRation Rando Ration A high quality meal. Restores all HP and SP. 20 Yes Recover HP and SP 100%
043Joy Joy This drug makes you feel nothing.

Use it in a pinch.

20 Yes
046LucrativeTea Lucrative Tea An unsafe blend of tea.

Revives TP.

13 Yes Recover TP - 400
042FireBomb Diesel F. Bomb A beefed up firebomb, can cause burning. 0 Yes
  • Deals Damage
  • 80 chance to cause Burning
049TNT TNT An explosive capable of destroying

certain objects.

0 Yes 100% Chance to cause Burning

List of ArmorEdit

Body Armor Edit

Manly Edit
Image Name Description Type Equip Type Price HP SP ATK DEF S.ATK S.DEF AGI LUCK Effects
037SpikedPads Spiked Pads If you don't have these in the apocalypse

you're seriously doing it wrong.

Manly Body 26 0 0 0 17 0 5 0 0

Headgear Edit

Hats Edit

Image Name Description Type Equip Type Price HP SP ATK DEF S.ATK S.DEF AGI LUCK Effects
Rando mask Red Skull Mask A mask that represents the birth of Rando. Mask Head 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0

AccessoriesEdit

Image Name Description Type Equip Type Price HP SP ATK DEF S.ATK S.DEF AGI LUCK Effects
071DeadFlower Dead Flower A personal keepsake. Accessory Accessory 17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10
075BadassBeltBuckle Badass Belt Buckle This mother fucker keeps those fucking

pants secure as fuck.

Accessory Accessory 66 0 0 0 33 0 0 0 0

List of weaponsEdit

Image Name Description Weapon Type Price HP SP ATK DEF S.ATK S.DEF AGI LUCK Effects
025EasternBlade Sabre Sabre means "to cut." Sword 0 0 0 14 0 0 0 4 0 Bleed 50%
025EasternBlade Katana East meets West, baby! Sword 0 0 0 17 0 14 0 4 0 Bleed 50%
025EasternBlade Big Sabre A large sword. Effective, but boring. Sword 0 0 0 23 0 21 0 4 0 Bleed 50%
Foam bat Foam Bat The strongest weapon a warrior could ever

want. *Wink*

Sword 0 0 0 500 0 500 0 0 0 Hit - 10%

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