The Salvation Rangers are a group of sentai-esque vigilante live action roleplayers first encountered in the Area 1/2 Transition, on the way to Area 2.
"Do your best to drink water and eat your veggies!"
Joy addict turned Joy Mutant and the leader of the group, and also the most corpulent of them. His real name is Steve, and his animal cry is an eagle's call.
Salvation Blue[]
"Keep your chin down, and your eyes up around bullies!"
A joy addict that would later turn into a Joy Mutant. Because of this, he is possibly the main culprit of the Fall of The Salvation Rangers. His animal cry is a dog/wolf's bark.
Salvation Yellow[]
"Always listen to Dad, even if he's been drinking!"
The buffest of the group, not much is mentioned about him. He complains that Demon X "totally stole his pose." His animal cry is the roar of a lion/tiger.
Salvation Green[]
"Don't pay for drugs, let your friends do that!"
The tallest of the group. He also likes to lie upside down on his head. His animal cry is a series of dolphin clicks.
Though not present for the Fall of The Salvation Rangers, he is later seen in LISA: THE JOYFUL, where his real name is revealed to be Tooley.
Salvation Black[]
"No race jokes please!"
The shortest and youngest of the group, Using his past trauma as a "size challenged" kid, he gets the Rangers out of the grasp of Demon X for a while. In the original LISA: THE PAINFUL, his animal cry is a monkey yelling. In the Definitive Edition, his animal cry is an elephant trumpet instead.
Salvation Pink[]
"Dude. Not right now... My head is killing me."
A joy addict and the de facto 'black sheep' of the Salvation Rangers.
His real identity is Dick Dickson and he is a possible companion able to be recruited at the Construction site in Area 2.
Salvation Beige[]
"I don't think the guys like me..."
He is the replacement of Salvation Pink after he leaves the group. He appears to be a bit of a jerk, as he roughly calls Brad out for not going along with their script if the player maneuvers around to talk to him during the Demon X encounter.
LISA: The Painful[]
The Salvation Rangers Saga[]
The Salvation Rangers are first found after finishing the Roulette game on the way to Area 2. You must then defeat Blake the Snake. Once Blake is defeated, they can next be found in the second area of Construction reached by going into the large door in Area 2 and going to the bottom of the cave. After this, head east. Once on the second screen of Construction, head down to the bottom left down a rope, and you will meet the Rangers, in which Blake will break character to note that Dick is out of uniform.
After losing commitment to the Rangers, Dick will join Brad's party.
Continue to Sands, to witness the third cutscene, in which Demon X will very easily defeat you. Once the dialogue ends, head to the crack in the bottom right corner.
Once in, they will quickly retreat. You can then finally find them at the top of Seesaw Valley and experience their final act.
The Fall Of The Salvation Rangers[]
In Holly Wood, Red lies as a huge blob with the bodies of Yellow and Beige on him. Yellow most likely mutated in some way as well, as his hand still twitches as you pass. It's unknown if they are dead or just in a calm, non-violent state, like that which many Joy Mutants find themselves in after a killing spree.
It is unknown what happened to Green after the fall of the rangers in Lisa: The Painful, but he is later found in Lisa: The Joyful where his name is revealed to be Tooley. Black's head can be found torn apart not too far from his body where Blue, as a Joy Mutant covered in blood, stands.
LISA: The Joyful[]
It's revealed that Salvation Green is still alive when you obtain the Green Helmet at hidden right in W2D cave. After obtaining the helmet, return to Buzzo's hideout and you'll find him. His name is revealed to be Tooley.
If you return to Tooley after you've finished The List, you will find he's hung himself, likely because of what he's witnessed.
Trivia[]
Salvation Green meets Brad during Queen Roger's job. When the two meet together, Green tells Brad 'not to tell the others about this' and leaves. Even after you have witnessed the Fall of the Salvation Rangers, Green can be encountered here.
There is an unused sprite in the game for a mutant Black Ranger. This sprite was re-purposed from Peter's sprite.
There is an unused sprite of the Salvation Rangers in a car with Salvation Beige.
We know the name of 3 Rangers: Steve (Red), Tooley (Green) and Dick (Pink)
During the scene inside the cave in Area 2, you can talk to the Salvation Rangers while they are in hiding from Demon X. Talking to Salvation Blue reveals that he is having '...Violent, intimate thoughts.' and is 'feeling weird.' This is foreshadowing for his transformation into a joy mutant later on.
Unused Sprite of the Salvation Rangers in a car.
Salvation Black's flashback depicts him in a post-flash environment, due to the ponchos worn, the mud huts, and the male dancer.
Despite Salvation Black asking to avoid racial jokes, his animal cry is a monkey. This is likely done as a gag.
In LISA: Definitive Edition's version of LISA: The Painful, Salvation Black's animal cry is no longer a monkey, instead an elephant.
