Items

The following is a list of contained within LISA: THE PAINFUL and LISA: THE JOYFUL.

LISA: THE PAINFUL

Key

Image	Name	Description	Price	Consume	Effects
	Bicycle	Press the SHIFT key to dismount.	0	No	Mounts Bike
	Goldie	A golden hen.	0	No	Allows for Rooster to join party
	Truck Keys	Bail to a safer place.	0	No	Allows transportation between Area crossroads
	Buddy's Mask	A mask you made for Buddy so you could take her on walks.	0	No
	Garbage Map	A map to Garbage Island. Show it to Shardy.	0	No	Show to Shardy Hernandez to travel to Garbage Island
	Dismal Map	A map to Dismal Island. Show it to Shardy.	0	No	Show to Shardy to travel to Dismal Island
	Resort Map	A map to Resort Island. Show it to Shardy.	0	No	Show to Shardy to travel to Resort Island
	Keys	The tag reads "Mike."	0	No	Unlocks the Satan fight east of the EWC.
	Blood Wood	A slimy green wood with bright red sap.	0	No	Used to build raft in Area 3
	Mint Cloth	It's hard to find a cloth this nice nowadays.	0	No	Used to build raft in Area 3
	Large Fan	A huge fan. It could possibly be a family heirloom.	0	No	Used to build raft in Area 3
	Toolbox	This box contains a lot of great tools!	0	No	Used to build raft in Area 3
	Old Record	A strange record.	50	No	Play record with gramophone to get Bo join you.
	Degrading Dress	This makes you feel... Different. (Falls off when jumping or climbing.)	50	No	Obtained at Dismal Island
	Duffel Bag	It has "Duffie" etched on the side of it.	50	No	Give to RT in The Beehive to have him join you.
	Toby	Having a human hostage is a great apocalyptic resource.	300	No	Can be sold Allows for Crisp Ladaddy to join party

Consumables

Image	Name	Description	Price	Consume	Effects
	Mystery Jerky	Dried meat of common Olathian animals. Recovers 300 HP.	10	Yes	Recover HP - 300
	Domestic Jerky	Recovers 1000 HP.	15	Yes	Recover HP - 1000
	Horse Jerky	Dried meat of a horse. Recovers all HP.	20	Yes	Recover HP - 100%
	Diet Cocola Cola	If you throw this can at someone it won't hurt, it's a soft drink! Recovers 200 SP.	5	Yes	Recover SP - 200
	Cocola Cola	If you throw this can at someone it won't hurt, it's a soft drink! Recovers 400 SP.	10	Yes	Recover SP - 400
	Creamy Cocola	If you throw this can at someone it won't hurt, it's a soft drink! Recovers 800 SP.	15	Yes	Recover SP - 800
	Real Sugar Cocola Cola	If you throw this can at someone it won't hurt, it's a soft drink! Recovers all SP.	20	Yes	Recover SP - 100%
	Iced Coffee	Restores all HP and SP.	50	Yes	Recover HP/SP - 100%
	Perfume	The sweet scent revives an ally.	10	Yes	Revives Ally Recover HP - 30%
	Fancy Perfume	The sweet scent revives an ally fully.	20	Yes	Revives Ally Recover HP - 100%
	Empty Bottle	An empty glass bottle.	2	Yes	Deals Damage
	Bottle of Soup	Recovers 500 HP	3	Yes	Recover HP - 500 Receive Empty Bottle
	Bottle of Water	An extremely refreshing drink. Cures many ailments.	20	Yes	Cures: Hungover Burning Weird Scared Confusion Receive Empty Bottle
	Potato Liquor	Capable of getting you drunk. Recovers 200 HP.	5	Yes	Recover HP - 200 60% Chance of Drunk Receive Empty Bottle
	Bottle of Dirty Water	Contaminated water. Try throwing it at your enemies.	0	Yes	Deals Damage 70% Chance of Poison
	Rando Ration	A high quality meal. Restores all HP and SP.	20	Yes	Recover HP and SP 100%
	Joy	This drug makes you feel nothing. Use it in a pinch.	20	Yes	Removes Withdrawal Removes Depression Adds Joyed Recover HP - 100%
	Lucrative Tea	An unsafe blend of tea. Revives TP.	13	Yes	Recover TP - 400
	Firebomb	A firebomb, can cause burning.	0	Yes	Deals Damage 80 chance to cause Burning
	Diesel F. Bomb	A beefed up firebomb, can cause burning.	0	Yes	Deals Damage 80 chance to cause Burning
	Green Paste	A strange mossy paste... I wouldn't drink this...	50	No	Give to Carp to get him to join you.
	TNT	An explosive capable of destroying certain objects.	0	Yes	100% Chance to cause Burning
	Nugget	Try rubbing it on yourself in battle. Makes you stink.	2	Yes	100% Chance to cause Stink
	Wushu Spear	This isn't worth keeping... Try to sell it.	12	No	Unused
	Party Liquor	Capable of getting you drunk. Recovers 200 HP.	13	Yes	Recover 200 HP 70% Chance to cause Drunk Receive Empty Bottle
	Onion Vodka	Capable of getting you drunk. Recovers 300 HP.	15	Yes	Recover 300 HP 90% Chance to cause Drunk Receive Empty Bottle
	Olathian Whiskey	Capable of getting you drunk. Recovers 500 HP.	20	Yes	Recover 500 HP 100% Chance to cause Drunk Receive Empty Bottle
	Gonzalo Style Scroll	It's written in English. It can't be THAT authentic... Increases S.ATK & SP	0	Yes	Received from ??? Increase S.ATK by 5 Increase SP by 5
	Trust for Suckers	A manual on trust.	0	Yes	Wins game
	Student Creed	The profound creed that all true martial artists live by.	1000	Yes	Receive Wisdom
	Tissue	The ultimate for drying your tears... When you have an issue.	0	Yes	Remove State Blind Remove State Crying
	Weird Doll	A ratty old octopus doll... Rare, but worthless.	32	No	Trade for Olathian Whiskey.
	Squirrel Jerky	Dried squirrel meat. Recovers 300 HP.	2	Yes	Recover HP - 300
	Muhammad Style Scroll	It's written in English. It can't be THAT authentic... Increases DEF.	0	Yes	Increase DEF by 8 Increase S.DEF by 8 Increase LUCK by 8
	Christ Style Scroll	It's written in English. It can't be THAT authentic... Increases ATK.	0	Yes	Increase ATK by 8 Increase S.ATK by 8
	Doomsday Style Scroll	It's written in Oriental language... It must be authentic... Increases EVERYTHING.	0	Yes	Increase ATK by 5 Increase DEF by 5 Increase AGI by 5 Increase S.ATK by 5 Increase S.DEF by 5
	Cigarette	Flavor so smooth, it heals poison! (This ad is sponsored by Martlo Cigarettes)	50	Yes	Remove Deep Poison Remove Poison

List of Armor

Body Armor

Bare Chest

Image	Name	Description	Type	Equip Type	Price	HP	SP	ATK	DEF	S.ATK	S.DEF	AGI	LUCK	Effects
	Oiled Chest	Makes you all slippery and sexy!	Nude	Body	43	0	0	4	23	0	0	0	0	Evasion + 10%

Ponchos

Image	Name	Description	Type	Equip Type	Price	HP	SP	ATK	DEF	S.ATK	S.DEF	AGI	LUCK	Effects
	Itchy Poncho	Make sure to wear an undershirt with this bad boy.	Poncho	Body	2	0	0	0	4	0	0	0	0
	Leather Poncho	Made from rabbit murder.	Poncho	Body	6	0	0	0	7	0	2	2	0
	Damp Poncho	Why is this forever wet? That's really gross. (Prevents burning.)	Poncho	Body	12	0	0	0	6	0	4	-2	0	Resists Burning
	Shag Poncho	This is just a square of old carpet. It's flammable.	Poncho	Body	16	0	0	0	13	0	0	-4	0	Fire DMG * 100% (Base DMG)
	Rain Poncho	Water just slides right off!	Poncho	Body	17	0	0	0	13	0	0	0	0	Water DMG * 80%
	Picnic Blanket	Food still remains on this blanket for you to eat. Restores HP over time.	Poncho	Body	23	0	0	0	15	0	11	0	0	HP Regen + 2%
	Greasy Poncho	Mysterious oil covers this Poncho, making you super slick to the touch!	Poncho	Body	26	0	0	0	15	0	15	2	0	Evasion + 5%
	Buddys Poncho	A poncho Brad made for Buddy. The stitching is poorly done...	Poncho	Body	4	0	0	0	5	0	3	0	0
	Hawaiian Poncho	You feel like you have the whole world in your hands...	Poncho	Body	31	0	0	0	18	3	26	0	1
	Rando Poncho	A very well made poncho.	Poncho	Body	100	0	0	0	23	0	14	0	0	Atk Speed -2
	Silk Poncho	A very rare fabric in today's day and age. Who did this belong to?	Poncho	Body	200	0	4	0	35	0	35	9	5	Atk Speed + 1
	Trash Bag Poncho	A poncho made out of a trash bag. It produces a stench.	Poncho	Body	7	0	0	0	5	0	0	0	0	Adds Stink

Shawls

Image	Name	Description	Type	Equip Type	Price	HP	SP	ATK	DEF	S.ATK	S.DEF	AGI	LUCK	Effects
	Dainty Shawl	You look like a real dandy with this.	Shawl	Body	20	0	0	0	8	0	1	3	0
	Camo Shawl	Does not included tramatic flashbacks, but makes you hard to see..	Shawl	Body	43	0	0	0	31	0	23	0	0
	Trash Bag Shawl	A shawl made out of a trash bag. It produces a stench.	Shawl	Body	32	0	0	0	14	0	0	5	0	Adds Stink
	Cotton Shawl	A highly flamable women's garment.	Shawl	Body	18	0	0	0	10	0	5	0	0	Fire DMG * 50% (Should be 150%)
	Ninja Scarf	Dressing like ninja doesn't give you the right to do stupid poses, nerd.	Shawl	Body	28	0	0	0	25	0	18	12	0	Evasion + 2%
	Childs Blanket	Big enough to cover your chest, but not big enough to sleep under.	Shawl	Body	21	0	0	0	15	0	15	3	0
	Plastic Tarp	Very uncomfortable, but protects from water damage.	Shawl	Body	33	0	0	0	23	0	23	-8	0	Water DMG * 70%
	Grandma's Shawl	A shawl of legend.	Shawl	Body	99	0	0	0	50	7	43	-5	0

Shirts

Image	Name	Description	Type	Equip Type	Price	HP	SP	ATK	DEF	S.ATK	S.DEF	AGI	LUCK	Effects
	Cheetah Jersey	A very loud sports jersey.	Blouse	Body	5	0	0	0	4	0	0	-2	0
	Drab Tank Top	An earthly colored tank top.	Blouse	Body	11	0	0	0	6	0	0	-1	0
	Sports Jersey	Show your team support with this over priced jersey.	Blouse	Body	24	0	0	0	12	0	0	9	-6
	Cutoff Sweatshirt	Ideal for people with nice abs. Gives you a good chance at looking cool.	Blouse	Body	37	0	0	0	10	0	0	16	0	Cool Chance * 80%
	Floral Shirt	The coolest type of shirt ever. Only few can pull it off.	Blouse	Body	40	0	0	0	20	0	0	0	0	Adds Super Cool
	Grandpa's Shirt	The legendary blouse of a retiree. This shirt has seen many games of golf...	Blouse	Body	53	0	0	0	36	0	0	0	0	Evasion + 3%
	Lab Coat	A dirty lab coat.	Blouse	Body	22	0	0	0	21	0	34	0	0
	Sweaty Shirt	This shirt is covered in cologne to mask the sweat smell.	Blouse	Body	12	0	0	0	7	0	0	0	0	Evasion + 3%

Manly

Image	Name	Description	Type	Equip Type	Price	HP	SP	ATK	DEF	S.ATK	S.DEF	AGI	LUCK	Effects
	Thick Pads	Made from thick plastic. Thick like your skull.	Manly	Body	21	0	0	0	20	0	0	0	0
	USA Flag	It's rather disrespectful to be wearing this like a shirt...	Manly	Body	100	0	0	0	40	0	40	21	0	Fire * 100%
	Nipple Patch	Probably the only one ever made. Who loses a nipple?	Manly	Body	6	0	0	0	4	0	0	0	0
	Football Pads	Signed by John Freeway, but it's a mass produced signature. It's nothing special.	Manly	Body	7	0	0	0	5	0	2	2	0
	Elite Pads	Made from thick plastic. Thick like your skull.	Manly	Body	13	0	0	0	11	0	3	0	0
	Spiked Pads	If you don't have these in the apocalypse you're seriously doing it wrong.	Manly	Body	26	0	0	0	17	0	5	0	0
	Meaty Pads	These sure can take a beating.	Manly	Body	30	0	0	0	21	0	6	-1	0
	Turquoise Pads	Dope western style pads.	Manly	Body	40	0	0	0	30	0	15	0	0
	Devil's Pads	The football pads of the world's most evil quaterback... Satan Manning.	Manly	Body	666	0	0	0	35	0	17	-2	0
	Skate Pads	Bright colored pads for roller blading.	Manly	Body	22	0	0	0	15	0	0	0	0	Evasion + 2%

Shields

Image	Name	Description	Type	Equip Type	Price	HP	SP	ATK	DEF	S.ATK	S.DEF	AGI	LUCK	Effects
	Wood Shield	A stiff shield.	Small Shield	Shield	22	0	0	0	3	0	0	0	0	Evasion + 4%
	Metal Shield	This really... STOPS attacks.	Small Shield	Shield	50	0	0	0	6	0	0	0	0	Evasion + 4%

Headgear

Hats

Image	Name	Description	Type	Equip Type	Price	HP	SP	ATK	DEF	S.ATK	S.DEF	AGI	LUCK	Effects
	Worn Helmet	Give it the old college try with this bad boy.	Hat	Head	18	0	0	0	8	0	5	-1	0
	Horrace's Hardhat	There is something written on it: "Dear son, don't drive bulldozers, you'll never succeed."	Hat	Head	40	0	0	0	22	0	0	0	0
	Turban	Headwear created by cloth winding.	Hat	Head	30	0	0	0	3	0	13	0	0
	Straw Hat	Something Grandmother would wear.	Hat	Head	14	0	0	0	6	0	4	0	1
	Businessy Hat	This hat increases your office productivity.	Hat	Head	14	0	0	1	7	1	5	0	-2
	Fisherman's Hat	This has no style whatsoever. It's impossible to look cool with this.	Hat	Head	23	0	0	0	11	0	5	3	0	Resist Cool Resist Super Cool
	Dandy Hat	The ultimate in Southern headwear.	Hat	Head	50	0	0	0	32	0	0	-4	0
	Winter Cap	A tiny hat made for Winter. Worn all year by homeless people.	Hat	Head	21	0	0	0	8	0	9	0	0
	Mid-Life Crisis Hat	It's something we all go through at some point.	Hat	Head	33	0	0	4	12	4	9	0	-18
	Football Helmet	Hike! Your way into proper safety!	Hat	Head	24	0	0	0	23	0	5	-4	0

Masks

Image	Name	Description	Type	Equip Type	Price	HP	SP	ATK	DEF	S.ATK	S.DEF	AGI	LUCK	Effects
	Sweaty Mask	You must be really out of shape you pig.	Mask	Head	2	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0
	Sparkly Mask	The glistening lets people know how cool you are.	Mask	Head	14	0	0	0	20	0	20	0	0
	Black Helmet	The official Black Ranger helmet.	Mask	Head	20	0	0	0	34	0	34	4	0
	Pink Helmet	The official Pink Ranger helmet.	Mask	Head	20	0	0	0	7	0	13	2	0
	Motorbike Helmet	Belonged to the leader of the Gale Motorcycle Club.	Mask	Head	35	56	0	0	44	0	33	-6	0

Bald

Image	Name	Description	Type	Equip Type	Price	HP	SP	ATK	DEF	S.ATK	S.DEF	AGI	LUCK	Effects
	Sunscreen	Ideal for bald heads.	Bald	Head	12	0	0	0	7	0	6	0	0
	Deluxe Sunscreen	The best sunscreen. Reduces burning.	Bald	Head	40	0	0	0	14	0	9	0	0	Resist Burning
	Hair-Gro	A hair growth formula. These never work, but it helps to dream.	Bald	Head	60	0	0	2	23	2	23	0	6	Cool rate * 50%
	Hyper Hair-Gro	A hair growth formula. These never work, but it helps to dream.	Bald	Head	60	0	0	8	28	2	30	5	6	Adds Cool Cool * 50%

Unique

Image	Name	Description	Type	Equip Type	Price	HP	SP	ATK	DEF	S.ATK	S.DEF	AGI	LUCK	Effects
	Paint Can	A paint can with a hole in it..	Paint Can	Head	20	0	0	0	6	0	6	0	0
	Tiger Head	Is this even a mask...?	Tiger Head	Head	30	0	0	23	0	0	0	0	0	Evasion + 4%
	Harvey	Sonny's best friend. The only one Sonny feels comfortable talking to...	Harvey	Head	30	10	10	10	10	10	10	10	10	Evasion + 4%
	Odd Helmet	Origins unknown.	Odd Helmet	Head	20	0	0	0	11	0	4	0	0
	Bird Mask	Quack, quack? What is this?	Bird Head	Head	25	0	0	0	11	6	4	0	0
	Eye Patch	This looks boss as Hell.	Patch	Head	0	0	0	3	5	3	0	-2	0
	Fish Head	Is this a real fish head? Is this a real fishman?!	Fish Head	Head	60	0	0	8	7	2	8	5	6

Accessories

Image	Name	Description	Type	Equip Type	Price	HP	SP	ATK	DEF	S.ATK	S.DEF	AGI	LUCK	Effects
	Karate Belt	An authentic combat belt!	Accessory	Accessory	30	0	0	5	5	5	5	5	5
	Lucky Feather	Putting this in your cap makes you look super smart!	Accessory	Accessory	12	0	0	0	0	6	0	0	0
	Locket	A woman's picture is inside the locket.	Accessory	Accessory	24	0	0	0	4	0	0	2	30	Poison chance * 80% Blind chance * 80% Pissed chance * 80% Paralysis chance * 80% Crying chance * 80% Scared chance * 80%
	Diary Entries	An assortment of motivational quotes to help Terry get through the day...	Accessory	Accessory	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1
	Old Sock	Super comfy, but super smelly.	Accessory	Accessory	33	0	0	0	0	0	0	14	0	Adds Stink
	Stench	A stench so strong, you can physically carry it around.	Accessory	Accessory	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	Adds Stink
	Dead Flower	A personal keepsake.	Accessory	Accessory	17	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	10
	Cape	It's really just an old towel...	Accessory	Accessory	17	0	0	0	12	0	12	12	0
	Cat Paw	Many people love cats... Many hate them...	Accessory	Accessory	24	0	0	0	0	0	0	10	0	Evasion + 2%
	Denim Jeans	Denim never goes out of style.	Accessory	Accessory	17	5	0	1	2	3	0	1	10
	Badass Belt Buckle	This mother fucker keeps those fucking pants secure as fuck.	Accessory	Accessory	66	0	0	0	33	0	0	0	0
	Glasses	Helps you hit things better. Reduces your coolness, regardless of your opinion on fashion.	Accessory	Accessory	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	HIT + 14% Resist Cool Resist Super Cool
	Eternal Title Belt	The prestigious championship belt.	Accessory	Accessory	160	0	0	11	33	33	0	-12	0
	Tag Team Title Belt	The prestigious tag team championship belt.	Accessory	Accessory	160	0	0	6	22	22	0	-12	0
	Mikes Belt Buckle	It's just a lonely trucker's belt...	Accessory	Accessory	400	0	0	20	40	40	40	0	0
	Nipple	A reminder of your choices.	Accessory	Accessory	0	-4	-4	-4	-4	-4	-4	-4	20

List of Weapons

Image	Name	Description	Weapon Type	Price	HP	SP	ATK	DEF	S.ATK	S.DEF	AGI	LUCK	Effects
	Spiked Club	A barbarian classic!	Club	33	0	0	6	0	0	0	0	0	HIT - 10% Atk Speed - 5 Bleed chance + 40%
	Dry Stick	Often used to poke at lifeless bodies.	Club	21	0	0	4	0	0	0	0	0	HIT - 10% Atk speed - 5
	Chopping Axe	Good for chopping.	Club	45	0	0	20	0	0	0	0	0	HIT - 10% Bleed chance + 50%
	Wooden Bat	Meant for hitting balls... But you're going to use it for violence... Aren't you?	Club	31	0	0	15	0	0	0	0	0	* HIT - 10%
	Metal Bat	Makes a satisfactory noise upon contact with a skull.	Club	41	0	0	19	0	0	0	0	0	HIT - 10% Atk speed - 5
	Big Zinger	This bat swings so fast it sizzles upon contact! That's hot baby!	Club	37	0	0	17	0	0	0	0	3	HIT - 10% CRIT + 3% Atk Speed + 5 Fire * 100%
	Head Rocker	This baby will blast your brain hardcore. Can cause stunning.	Club	46	0	0	20	0	0	0	0	0	HIT - 10% CRIT + 3% Atk Speed - 5 Stun + 40%
	Nail Bat	Not ideal for major league play.	Club	46	0	0	24	0	0	0	0	0	Hit - 10% Bleed + 60%
	Sluginator	A cool name for a cool bat.	Club	78	0	0	30	0	0	0	0	0	Hit - 10% CRIT + 6% Atk Speed - 5
	The Homer	Belonged to the legendary Babe Doof...	Club	130	0	0	39	0	0	0	-10	20	HIT - 10% CRIT + 3% Atk Speed - 5 Fallen + 55%
	Wet Stick	A damp... Limp... Stick.	Club	22	0	0	10	0	0	0	4	0	HIT - 10% Atk Element Water
	Sweaty Wristbands	Sweaty from years of balling.	Wristband	6	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	HIT + 4% Equip Shield
	Wool Wristbands	Itchy to wear. Tight to stare.	Wristband	44	0	0	5	0	0	0	0	0	HIT + 4% Equip Shield
	Red Armbands	I don't know why. I don't know how. I just know it helps your attack.	Wristband	41	0	0	8	0	0	0	0	0	HIT + 4% Equip Shield
	All-Star Bands	Wristbands endorsed by McKill Jurdeen.	Wristband	48	0	0	13	0	0	0	0	0	HIT + 4% Equip Shield
	Studded Bands	Makes you look badass when shaking hands.	Wristband	51	0	0	35	0	0	0	-8	0	HIT + 4% Equip Shield
	Cotton Wristbands	The cleanest wristbands around.	Wristband	55	0	0	38	0	0	0	0	0	HIT + 4% Equip Shield
	Queen Bands	Wristbands belonging to an underrated female basketball player... Sadly her name is unknown.	Wristband	121	0	0	50	0	0	0	0	0	HIT + 4% Equip Shield
	Rusty Knife	Don't use this on your dinner, you'll get sick. Can cause poison.	Knife	33	0	0	23	0	0	0	5	0	Bleed chance 50% Poison chance 50%
	Butter Knife	Works great for spreading butter on toast.	Knife	44	0	0	23	0	0	0	4	0	Bleed chance 50%
	Machete	Once used by the great Dolph Luggage.	Knife	56	0	0	34	0	0	0	6	0	Bleed chance 50%
	Switchblade	You'll look like a badass greaser with this.	Knife	67	0	0	50	0	0	0	12	0	Bleed chance 70%
	Combat Knife	Designed for combat.	Knife	78	0	0	76	0	0	0	12	0	Bleed chance 70%
	Eastern Blade	If things aren't working out, commit suicide with this.	Sword	88	0	0	22	0	0	0	4	0	Bleed chance 50%
	Wooden Bow	Wooden Bow	Bow	8	0	0	7	0	0	0	0	0	Equip Shield Critical chance + 3% Atk Speed + 5
	Longbow	This bow provides greater range.	Bow	30	0	0	14	0	0	0	4	0	Equip Shield Critical chance + 3% Atk Speed + 5
	Hunting Bow	Designed specifically to end animal life.	Bow	34	0	0	18	0	0	0	0	0	Equip Shield Critical chance + 3% Atk Speed + 5 Atk Element: Animal
	Smoky Bow	This bow is so dirty, it causes blindness.	Bow	48	0	0	23	0	0	0	0	0	Equip Shield Critical chance + 3% Atk Speed + 5 Blind chance 33%
	Gwyns Bow	Holding this feels like the body of a woman.	Bow	51	0	0	31	0	0	0	0	30	Equip Shield Critical chance + 3% Atk Speed + 5
	Bone Bow	A bow made from the rib of a jaguar.	Bow	56	0	0	36	0	0	0	7	0	Equip Shield Critical chance + 3% Atk Speed + 5
	Blood Bow	The bowstring is coated in human blood. That's very cool.	Bow	66	0	0	40	0	0	0	7	0	Equip Shield Critical chance + 3% Atk Speed + 5 Bleed chance 33%
	Christmas Day	A seasonal bow... Why anyone would make a weapon designed for Christmas is beyond me.	Bow	81	0	0	45	0	0	0	7	0	Equip Shield Atk Speed + 5
	Martlo Bow	This bow could only be obtained from the Martlo Cigarette Catalogue for 1,000 points.	Bow	111	0	0	60	0	0	0	21	-5	Equip Shield Critical chance + 6% Atk Speed + 5
	Broken Boomerang	This one doesn't come back...	Boomerang	22	0	0	13	0	0	0	5	0	Hit + 4% Critical Chance + 7% Evasion + 7%
	Wooden Boomerang	Nothing special about this rang.	Boomerang	33	0	0	17	0	0	0	7	0	Hit + 4% Evasion + 7%
	Spiked Bat	Not really used for regulation baseball.	Hammer	120	0	0	8	0	0	0	0	0	Unused.
	Decent Boomerang	Alligator Diddly's old rang.	Boomerang	22	0	0	13	0	0	0	5	0	Hit + 4% Critical Chance + 7% Evasion + 7%
	Wood Staff	Sturdy staff made of oak.	Staff	100	0	0	1	0	3	0	0	0	Equip Shield Unused.
	Revolver	Bullets usually put ends to lives.	Six Shooter	22	0	0	3	0	0	0	0	0	Hit - 5% Atk Speed -5
	Pea Shooter	These peas are non-nutritious.	Handgun	34	HP	0	9	0	5	0	0	0	HIT - 5% Atk Speed -5
	Show Stopper	You'll be dead at the end of this show.	Handgun	45	0	0	13	0	0	0	0	0	Equip Shield Critical chance + 3% Atk Speed + 5
	Nosey	You got a problem? I have a problem solver, his name is long nose revolver.	Six Shooter	56	0	0	20	0	0	0	0	0	HIT - 5% Atk Speed - 5
	Peacemaker	Peace is absolutley not what this gun makes.	Handgun	67	0	0	23	0	10	0	0	0
	The Ruler	You can measure a man's worth by the size of his gun.	Six Shooter	78	0	0	28	0	0	0	0	0
	Sunsetter	The gold standard of fancy weaponry.	Six Shooter	123	0	0	33	0	0	0	0	33	HIT - 5% Atk Speed - 5
	Snubby	It's not the size that counts, it's the contents.	Handgun	144	0	0	45	0	0	0	16	0
	Suzi	A cute little machine gun.	Sub Machine Gun	33	0	0	6	0	0	0	0	0	* HIT - 5%
	Potato Peeler	Not popular in kitchens.	Sub Machine Gun	44	0	0	12	0	5	0	0	0	HIT - 5% Atk Speed - 5
	Pissler	This thing just pisses bullets.	Sub Machine Gun	55	0	0	19	0	0	0	0	0	HIT - 10% Atk Speed - 5
	Luckluster	The black cat of guns.	Sub Machine Gun	67	0	0	25	0	5	0	0	-20	Atk Speed - 5
	Tuesday Morning	A high powered sub machine gun.	Sub Machine Gun	82	0	0	34	0	0	0	0	0	HIT - 10% Atk Speed - 5
	Crimson Tide	Parting your head like the sea.	Sub Machine Gun	111	0	0	45	0	0	0	0	0
	Grenada 9	An oddly colored gun.	Sub Machine Gun	130	0	0	52	0	0	0	0	0
	Dandy Boy	A powerful gun... For weak men.	Sub Machine Gun	140	0	0	70	0	0	0	11	0
	Hint Lord Sweatbands	Terry's childhood sweatbands.	Wristband	5	0	0	3	0	0	0	0	0	Equip Shield HIT + 4%
	Guitar	A one stringed guitar.	Guitars	23	5	12	0	0	0	0	0	0
	Sword Bundle	A collection of katanas. Crisp refuses to let them go.	Katana	0	0	0	30	0	17	0	4	0	Bleed 50%
	Sabre	Sabre means "to cut."	Sword	0	0	0	14	0	0	0	4	0	Bleed 50%
	Wushu Spear	A dull tipped spear with a flexible shaft. It's poorly made.	Spear	44	0	0	4	0	0	0	4	0	Bleed 50%
	Sharpened Curtain Rod	Somebody's home is really missing this...	Spear	87	0	3	8	0	0	0	0	0	Bleed 50%
	Mighty Spear	No jokes... It's a good spear.	Spear	132	0	7	13	0	0	0	3	0	Bleed 50%
	Playing Cards	A great resource in the apocalypse.	Cards	200	0	7	0	0	15	0	0	0
	Pencil	A rare tool in this climate...	Pencil	40	0	7	0	0	11	0	0	0
	Whip	Use for animals. Not for perversion.	Whip	13	0	0	12	0	0	0	4	0
	Extension Cord	This hurts like Hell to get whipped with!	Whip	44	0	0	19	0	0	0	0	0
	Adventure Whip	Pried from Ethiopia Jones' cold dead hands.	Whip	77	0	0	25	0	0	0	0	0
	Duffel Bag	Who knows what the Hell is in here...	Duffel Bag	37	0	6	25	0	0	0	0	4

LISA: THE JOYFUL

Key

Image	Name	Description	Price	Consume	Effects
	Red Skull Mask (Key Item)	The mask worn by Rando.	0	No	Changes NPC's reactions to Buddy when worn.
	Hint Mask	A cheap mask for Terry cosplay. He must have made it himself.	0	No
	Joy Mask	The Mask Buzzo's Men wear.	0	No	Allows you to speak to members of Buzzo's gang.

Consumables

Image	Name	Description	Price	Consume	Effects
	Mystery Jerky	Dried meat of common Olathian animals. Recovers 300 HP.	10	Yes	Recover HP - 300
	Domestic Jerky	Recovers 1000 HP.	15	Yes	Recover HP - 1000
	Horse Jerky	Dried meat of a horse. Recovers all HP.	20	Yes	Recover HP - 100%
	Diet Cocola Cola	If you throw this can at someone it won't hurt, it's a soft drink! Recovers 200 SP.	5	Yes	Recover SP - 200
	Real Sugar Cocola Cola	If you throw this can at someone it won't hurt, it's a soft drink! Recovers all SP.	20	Yes	Recover SP - 100%
	Perfume	The sweet scent revives an ally.	10	Yes	Revives Ally Recover HP - 30%
	Fancy Perfume	The sweet scent revives an ally fully.	20	Yes	Revives Ally Recover HP - 100%
	Empty Bottle	An empty glass bottle.	2	Yes	Deals Damage
	Bottle of Soup	Recovers 500 HP	3	Yes	Recover HP - 500 Receive Empty Bottle
	Potato Liquor	Capable of getting you drunk. Recovers 200 HP.	5	Yes	Recover HP - 200 60% Chance of Drunk Receive Empty Bottle
	Rando Ration	A high quality meal. Restores all HP and SP.	20	Yes	Recover HP and SP 100%
	Joy	This drug makes you feel nothing. Use it in a pinch.	20	Yes	Removes Withdrawal Removes Depression Adds Joyed Recover HP - 100%
	Lucrative Tea	An unsafe blend of tea. Revives TP.	13	Yes	Recover TP - 400
	Diesel F. Bomb	A beefed up firebomb, can cause burning.	0	Yes	Deals Damage 80 chance to cause Burning
	TNT	An explosive capable of destroying certain objects.	0	Yes	100% Chance to cause Burning

List of Armor

Body Armor

Manly

Image	Name	Description	Type	Equip Type	Price	HP	SP	ATK	DEF	S.ATK	S.DEF	AGI	LUCK	Effects
	Spiked Pads	If you don't have these in the apocalypse you're seriously doing it wrong.	Manly	Body	26	0	0	0	17	0	5	0	0

Headgear

Hats

Image	Name	Description	Type	Equip Type	Price	HP	SP	ATK	DEF	S.ATK	S.DEF	AGI	LUCK	Effects
	Red Skull Mask	A mask that represents the birth of Rando.	Mask	Head	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0

Accessories

Image	Name	Description	Type	Equip Type	Price	HP	SP	ATK	DEF	S.ATK	S.DEF	AGI	LUCK	Effects
	Dead Flower	A personal keepsake.	Accessory	Accessory	17	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	10
	Badass Belt Buckle	This mother fucker keeps those fucking pants secure as fuck.	Accessory	Accessory	66	0	0	0	33	0	0	0	0

List of weapons

Image	Name	Description	Weapon Type	Price	HP	SP	ATK	DEF	S.ATK	S.DEF	AGI	LUCK	Effects
	Sabre	Sabre means "to cut."	Sword	0	0	0	14	0	0	0	4	0	Bleed 50%
	Katana	East meets West, baby!	Sword	0	0	0	17	0	14	0	4	0	Bleed 50%
	Big Sabre	A large sword. Effective, but boring.	Sword	0	0	0	23	0	21	0	4	0	Bleed 50%
	Foam Bat	The strongest weapon a warrior could ever want. *Wink*	Sword	0	0	0	500	0	500	0	0	0	Hit - 10%

Trivia

• Though highly unlikely, the jerky healing items might be inspired by Slim Jims a American brand of jerky made famous by their spokesman, professional wrestler Randall Mario Poffo mostly known as "Macho Man" Randy Savage