The following is a list of contained within LISA: THE PAINFUL and LISA: THE JOYFUL.
LISA: THE PAINFUL[]
Key[]
Image | Name | Description | Price | Consume | Effects |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Bicycle | Press the SHIFT key to dismount. | 0 | No | Mounts Bike | |
Goldie | A golden hen. | 0 | No | Allows for Rooster to join party | |
Truck Keys | Bail to a safer place. | 0 | No | Allows transportation between Area crossroads | |
Buddy's Mask | A mask you made for Buddy so you
could take her on walks. |
0 | No | ||
Garbage Map | A map to Garbage Island.
Show it to Shardy. |
0 | No | Show to Shardy Hernandez to travel to Garbage Island | |
Dismal Map | A map to Dismal Island.
Show it to Shardy. |
0 | No | Show to Shardy to travel to Dismal Island | |
Resort Map | A map to Resort Island.
Show it to Shardy. |
0 | No | Show to Shardy to travel to Resort Island | |
Keys | The tag reads "Mike." | 0 | No | Unlocks the Satan fight east of the EWC. | |
Blood Wood | A slimy green wood with bright red sap. | 0 | No | Used to build raft in Area 3 | |
Mint Cloth | It's hard to find a cloth this nice nowadays. | 0 | No | Used to build raft in Area 3 | |
Large Fan | A huge fan. It could possibly be a
family heirloom. |
0 | No | Used to build raft in Area 3 | |
Toolbox | This box contains a lot of great
tools! |
0 | No | Used to build raft in Area 3 | |
Old Record | A strange record. | 50 | No | Play record with gramophone to get Bo join you. | |
Degrading Dress | This makes you feel... Different.
(Falls off when jumping or climbing.) |
50 | No | Obtained at Dismal Island | |
Duffel Bag | It has "Duffie" etched on the side of it. | 50 | No | Give to RT in The Beehive to have him join you. | |
Toby | Having a human hostage is a great
apocalyptic resource. |
300 | No |
|
Consumables[]
Image | Name | Description | Price | Consume | Effects |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Mystery Jerky | Dried meat of common Olathian animals.
Recovers 300 HP. |
10 | Yes | Recover HP - 300 | |
Domestic Jerky | Recovers 1000 HP. | 15 | Yes | Recover HP - 1000 | |
Horse Jerky | Dried meat of a horse.
Recovers all HP. |
20 | Yes | Recover HP - 100% | |
Diet Cocola Cola | If you throw this can at someone it won't
hurt, it's a soft drink! Recovers 200 SP. |
5 | Yes | Recover SP - 200 | |
Cocola Cola | If you throw this can at someone it won't
hurt, it's a soft drink! Recovers 400 SP. |
10 | Yes | Recover SP - 400 | |
Creamy Cocola | If you throw this can at someone it won't
hurt, it's a soft drink! Recovers 800 SP. |
15 | Yes | Recover SP - 800 | |
Real Sugar Cocola Cola | If you throw this can at someone it won't
hurt, it's a soft drink! Recovers all SP. |
20 | Yes | Recover SP - 100% | |
Iced Coffee | Restores all HP and SP. | 50 | Yes | Recover HP/SP - 100% | |
Perfume | The sweet scent revives an ally. | 10 | Yes |
| |
Fancy Perfume | The sweet scent revives an ally fully. | 20 | Yes |
| |
Empty Bottle | An empty glass bottle. | 2 | Yes | Deals Damage | |
Bottle of Soup | Recovers 500 HP | 3 | Yes |
| |
Bottle of Water | An extremely refreshing drink.
Cures many ailments. |
20 | Yes | Cures:
Receive Empty Bottle | |
Potato Liquor | Capable of getting you drunk.
Recovers 200 HP. |
5 | Yes |
| |
Bottle of Dirty Water | Contaminated water. Try throwing it at your
enemies. |
0 | Yes |
| |
Rando Ration | A high quality meal. Restores all HP and SP. | 20 | Yes | Recover HP and SP 100% | |
Joy | This drug makes you feel nothing.
Use it in a pinch. |
20 | Yes |
| |
Lucrative Tea | An unsafe blend of tea.
Revives TP. |
13 | Yes | Recover TP - 400 | |
Firebomb | A firebomb, can cause burning. | 0 | Yes |
| |
Diesel F. Bomb | A beefed up firebomb, can cause burning. | 0 | Yes |
| |
Green Paste | A strange mossy paste...
I wouldn't drink this... |
50 | No | Give to Carp to get him to join you. | |
TNT | An explosive capable of destroying
certain objects. |
0 | Yes | 100% Chance to cause Burning | |
Nugget | Try rubbing it on yourself in battle.
Makes you stink. |
2 | Yes | 100% Chance to cause Stink | |
Wushu Spear | This isn't worth keeping... Try to sell it. | 12 | No | Unused | |
Party Liquor | Capable of getting you drunk.
Recovers 200 HP. |
13 | Yes |
| |
Onion Vodka | Capable of getting you drunk.
Recovers 300 HP. |
15 | Yes |
| |
Olathian Whiskey | Capable of getting you drunk.
Recovers 500 HP. |
20 | Yes |
| |
Gonzalo Style Scroll | It's written in English. It can't be
THAT authentic... Increases S.ATK & SP |
0 | Yes |
Received from ???
| |
Trust for Suckers | A manual on trust. | 0 | Yes | Wins game | |
Student Creed | The profound creed that all true
martial artists live by. |
1000 | Yes | Receive Wisdom | |
Tissue | The ultimate for drying your tears...
When you have an issue. |
0 | Yes | ||
Weird Doll | A ratty old octopus doll...
Rare, but worthless. |
32 | No | Trade for Olathian Whiskey. | |
Squirrel Jerky | Dried squirrel meat.
Recovers 300 HP. |
2 | Yes | Recover HP - 300 | |
Muhammad Style Scroll | It's written in English. It can't be
THAT authentic... Increases DEF. |
0 | Yes |
| |
Christ Style Scroll | It's written in English. It can't be
THAT authentic... Increases ATK. |
0 | Yes |
| |
Doomsday Style Scroll | It's written in Oriental language...
It must be authentic... Increases EVERYTHING. |
0 | Yes |
| |
Cigarette | Flavor so smooth, it heals poison!
(This ad is sponsored by Martlo Cigarettes) |
50 | Yes |
|
List of Armor[]
Body Armor[]
Bare Chest[]
Image | Name | Description | Type | Equip Type | Price | HP | SP | ATK | DEF | S.ATK | S.DEF | AGI | LUCK | Effects |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Oiled Chest | Makes you all slippery and sexy! | Nude | Body | 43 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Evasion + 10% |
Ponchos[]
Image | Name | Description | Type | Equip Type | Price | HP | SP | ATK | DEF | S.ATK | S.DEF | AGI | LUCK | Effects |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Itchy Poncho | Make sure to wear an undershirt with this bad boy. | Poncho | Body | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
Leather Poncho | Made from rabbit murder. | Poncho | Body | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | ||
Damp Poncho | Why is this forever wet? That's really
gross. (Prevents burning.) |
Poncho | Body | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 4 | -2 | 0 | Resists Burning | |
Shag Poncho | This is just a square of old carpet.
It's flammable. |
Poncho | Body | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 0 | 0 | -4 | 0 | Fire DMG * 100% (Base DMG) | |
Rain Poncho | Water just slides right off! | Poncho | Body | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Water DMG * 80% | |
Picnic Blanket | Food still remains on this blanket for you
to eat. Restores HP over time. |
Poncho | Body | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | HP Regen + 2% | |
Greasy Poncho | Mysterious oil covers this Poncho, making
you super slick to the touch! |
Poncho | Body | 26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 0 | 15 | 2 | 0 | Evasion + 5% | |
Buddys Poncho | A poncho Brad made for Buddy.
The stitching is poorly done... |
Poncho | Body | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | ||
Hawaiian Poncho | You feel like you have the whole
world in your hands... |
Poncho | Body | 31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 3 | 26 | 0 | 1 | ||
Rando Poncho | A very well made poncho. | Poncho | Body | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 23 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 0 | Atk Speed -2 | |
Silk Poncho | A very rare fabric in today's day and age.
Who did this belong to? |
Poncho | Body | 200 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 35 | 0 | 35 | 9 | 5 | Atk Speed + 1 | |
Trash Bag Poncho | A poncho made out of a trash bag.
It produces a stench. |
Poncho | Body | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Adds Stink |
Shawls[]
Image | Name | Description | Type | Equip Type | Price | HP | SP | ATK | DEF | S.ATK | S.DEF | AGI | LUCK | Effects |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Dainty Shawl | You look like a real dandy with this. | Shawl | Body | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | ||
Camo Shawl | Does not included tramatic flashbacks,
but makes you hard to see.. |
Shawl | Body | 43 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 31 | 0 | 23 | 0 | 0 | ||
Trash Bag Shawl | A shawl made out of a trash bag.
It produces a stench. |
Shawl | Body | 32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | Adds Stink | |
Cotton Shawl | A highly flamable women's garment. | Shawl | Body | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | Fire DMG * 50% (Should be 150%) | |
Ninja Scarf | Dressing like ninja doesn't give you the right to
do stupid poses, nerd. |
Shawl | Body | 28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 25 | 0 | 18 | 12 | 0 | Evasion + 2% | |
Childs Blanket | Big enough to cover your chest, but not
big enough to sleep under. |
Shawl | Body | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 0 | 15 | 3 | 0 | ||
Plastic Tarp | Very uncomfortable, but protects
from water damage. |
Shawl | Body | 33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 23 | 0 | 23 | -8 | 0 | Water DMG * 70% | |
Grandma's Shawl | A shawl of legend. | Shawl | Body | 99 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50 | 7 | 43 | -5 | 0 |
Shirts[]
Image | Name | Description | Type | Equip Type | Price | HP | SP | ATK | DEF | S.ATK | S.DEF | AGI | LUCK | Effects |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Cheetah Jersey | A very loud sports jersey. | Blouse | Body | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | -2 | 0 | ||
Drab Tank Top | An earthly colored tank top. | Blouse | Body | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | -1 | 0 | ||
Sports Jersey | Show your team support with this
over priced jersey. |
Blouse | Body | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 9 | -6 | ||
Cutoff Sweatshirt | Ideal for people with nice abs.
Gives you a good chance at looking cool. |
Blouse | Body | 37 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 0 | Cool Chance * 80% | |
Floral Shirt | The coolest type of shirt ever.
Only few can pull it off. |
Blouse | Body | 40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Adds Super Cool | |
Grandpa's Shirt | The legendary blouse of a retiree.
This shirt has seen many games of golf... |
Blouse | Body | 53 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Evasion + 3% | |
Lab Coat | A dirty lab coat. | Blouse | Body | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 0 | 34 | 0 | 0 | ||
Sweaty Shirt | This shirt is covered in cologne to mask
the sweat smell. |
Blouse | Body | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Evasion + 3% |
Manly[]
Image | Name | Description | Type | Equip Type | Price | HP | SP | ATK | DEF | S.ATK | S.DEF | AGI | LUCK | Effects |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Thick Pads | Made from thick plastic. Thick like your skull. | Manly | Body | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
USA Flag | It's rather disrespectful to be wearing
this like a shirt... |
Manly | Body | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40 | 0 | 40 | 21 | 0 | Fire * 100% | |
Nipple Patch | Probably the only one ever made.
Who loses a nipple? |
Manly | Body | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
Football Pads | Signed by John Freeway, but it's a mass
produced signature. It's nothing special. |
Manly | Body | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | ||
Elite Pads | Made from thick plastic. Thick like your skull. | Manly | Body | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | ||
Spiked Pads | If you don't have these in the apocalypse
you're seriously doing it wrong. |
Manly | Body | 26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | ||
Meaty Pads | These sure can take a beating. | Manly | Body | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 0 | 6 | -1 | 0 | ||
Turquoise Pads | Dope western style pads. | Manly | Body | 40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 0 | 15 | 0 | 0 | ||
Devil's Pads | The football pads of the world's most evil
quaterback... Satan Manning. |
Manly | Body | 666 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 35 | 0 | 17 | -2 | 0 | ||
Skate Pads | Bright colored pads for roller blading. | Manly | Body | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Evasion + 2% |
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Shields[]
Image | Name | Description | Type | Equip Type | Price | HP | SP | ATK | DEF | S.ATK | S.DEF | AGI | LUCK | Effects |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Wood Shield | A stiff shield. | Small Shield | Shield | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Evasion + 4% | |
Metal Shield | This really... STOPS attacks. | Small Shield | Shield | 50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Evasion + 4% |
Headgear[]
Hats[]
Image | Name | Description | Type | Equip Type | Price | HP | SP | ATK | DEF | S.ATK | S.DEF | AGI | LUCK | Effects |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Worn Helmet | Give it the old college try with this
bad boy. |
Hat | Head | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 5 | -1 | 0 | ||
Horrace's Hardhat | There is something written on it: "Dear son,
don't drive bulldozers, you'll never succeed." |
Hat | Head | 40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
Turban | Headwear created by cloth winding. | Hat | Head | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 13 | 0 | 0 | ||
Straw Hat | Something Grandmother would
wear. |
Hat | Head | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | ||
Businessy Hat | This hat increases your office productivity. | Hat | Head | 14 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 1 | 5 | 0 | -2 | ||
Fisherman's Hat | This has no style whatsoever.
It's impossible to look cool with this. |
Hat | Head | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 0 |
| |
Dandy Hat | The ultimate in Southern headwear. | Hat | Head | 50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 32 | 0 | 0 | -4 | 0 | ||
Winter Cap | A tiny hat made for Winter. Worn all year
by homeless people. |
Hat | Head | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | ||
Mid-Life Crisis Hat | It's something we all go through at some point. | Hat | Head | 33 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 12 | 4 | 9 | 0 | -18 | ||
Football Helmet | Hike! Your way into proper safety! | Hat | Head | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 23 | 0 | 5 | -4 | 0 |
Masks[]
Image | Name | Description | Type | Equip Type | Price | HP | SP | ATK | DEF | S.ATK | S.DEF | AGI | LUCK | Effects |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Sweaty Mask | You must be really out of shape you pig. | Mask | Head | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
Sparkly Mask | The glistening lets people know how
cool you are. |
Mask | Head | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 0 | 20 | 0 | 0 | ||
Black Helmet | The official Black Ranger helmet. | Mask | Head | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 34 | 0 | 34 | 4 | 0 | ||
Pink Helmet | The official Pink Ranger helmet. | Mask | Head | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 13 | 2 | 0 | ||
Motorbike Helmet | Belonged to the leader of the Gale
Motorcycle Club. |
Mask | Head | 35 | 56 | 0 | 0 | 44 | 0 | 33 | -6 | 0 |
Bald[]
Image | Name | Description | Type | Equip Type | Price | HP | SP | ATK | DEF | S.ATK | S.DEF | AGI | LUCK | Effects |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Sunscreen | Ideal for bald heads. | Bald | Head | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | ||
Deluxe Sunscreen | The best sunscreen. Reduces burning. | Bald | Head | 40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | Resist Burning | |
Hair-Gro | A hair growth formula. These never
work, but it helps to dream. |
Bald | Head | 60 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 23 | 2 | 23 | 0 | 6 | Cool rate * 50% | |
Hyper Hair-Gro | A hair growth formula. These never
work, but it helps to dream. |
Bald | Head | 60 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 28 | 2 | 30 | 5 | 6 |
Unique[]
Image | Name | Description | Type | Equip Type | Price | HP | SP | ATK | DEF | S.ATK | S.DEF | AGI | LUCK | Effects |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Paint Can | A paint can with a hole in it.. | Paint Can | Head | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | ||
Tiger Head | Is this even a mask...? | Tiger Head | Head | 30 | 0 | 0 | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Evasion + 4% | |
Harvey | Sonny's best friend. The only one Sonny
feels comfortable talking to... |
Harvey | Head | 30 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | Evasion + 4% | |
Odd Helmet | Origins unknown. | Odd Helmet | Head | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | ||
Bird Mask | Quack, quack? What is this? | Bird Head | Head | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 0 | ||
Eye Patch | This looks boss as Hell. | Patch | Head | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 0 | -2 | 0 | ||
Fish Head | Is this a real fish head?
Is this a real fishman?! |
Fish Head | Head | 60 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 7 | 2 | 8 | 5 | 6 |
Accessories[]
Image | Name | Description | Type | Equip Type | Price | HP | SP | ATK | DEF | S.ATK | S.DEF | AGI | LUCK | Effects |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Karate Belt | An authentic combat belt! | Accessory | Accessory | 30 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 | ||
Lucky Feather | Putting this in your cap makes you look
super smart! |
Accessory | Accessory | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
Locket | A woman's picture is inside the locket. | Accessory | Accessory | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 30 | ||
Diary Entries | An assortment of motivational quotes to help
Terry get through the day... |
Accessory | Accessory | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
Old Sock | Super comfy, but super smelly. | Accessory | Accessory | 33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 0 | Adds Stink | |
Stench | A stench so strong, you can
physically carry it around. |
Accessory | Accessory | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Adds Stink | |
Dead Flower | A personal keepsake. | Accessory | Accessory | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | ||
Cape | It's really just an old towel... | Accessory | Accessory | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 12 | 12 | 0 | ||
Cat Paw | Many people love cats...
Many hate them... |
Accessory | Accessory | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | Evasion + 2% | |
Denim Jeans | Denim never goes out of style. | Accessory | Accessory | 17 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 10 | ||
Badass Belt Buckle | This mother fucker keeps those fucking
pants secure as fuck. |
Accessory | Accessory | 66 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
Glasses | Helps you hit things better. Reduces your coolness,
regardless of your opinion on fashion. |
Accessory | Accessory | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| |
Eternal Title Belt | The prestigious championship belt. | Accessory | Accessory | 160 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 33 | 33 | 0 | -12 | 0 | ||
Tag Team Title Belt | The prestigious tag team championship belt. | Accessory | Accessory | 160 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 22 | 22 | 0 | -12 | 0 | ||
Mikes Belt Buckle | It's just a lonely trucker's belt... | Accessory | Accessory | 400 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 40 | 40 | 40 | 0 | 0 | ||
Nipple | A reminder of your choices. | Accessory | Accessory | 0 | -4 | -4 | -4 | -4 | -4 | -4 | -4 | 20 |
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List of Weapons[]
Image | Name | Description | Weapon Type | Price | HP | SP | ATK | DEF | S.ATK | S.DEF | AGI | LUCK | Effects |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Spiked Club | A barbarian classic! | Club | 33 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| |
Dry Stick | Often used to poke at lifeless bodies. | Club | 21 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| |
Chopping Axe | Good for chopping. | Club | 45 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| |
Wooden Bat | Meant for hitting balls... But you're going to
use it for violence... Aren't you? |
Club | 31 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | * HIT - 10% | |
Metal Bat | Makes a satisfactory noise upon contact
with a skull. |
Club | 41 | 0 | 0 | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| |
Big Zinger | This bat swings so fast it sizzles upon contact!
That's hot baby! |
Club | 37 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| |
Head Rocker | This baby will blast your brain hardcore.
Can cause stunning. |
Club | 46 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| |
Nail Bat | Not ideal for major league play. | Club | 46 | 0 | 0 | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| |
Sluginator | A cool name for a cool bat. | Club | 78 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| |
The Homer | Belonged to the legendary
Babe Doof... |
Club | 130 | 0 | 0 | 39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -10 | 20 |
| |
Wet Stick | A damp... Limp... Stick. | Club | 22 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| |
Sweaty Wristbands | Sweaty from years of balling. | Wristband | 6 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| |
Wool Wristbands | Itchy to wear. Tight to stare. | Wristband | 44 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| |
Red Armbands | I don't know why. I don't know how.
I just know it helps your attack. |
Wristband | 41 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| |
All-Star Bands | Wristbands endorsed by McKill Jurdeen. | Wristband | 48 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| |
Studded Bands | Makes you look badass when shaking hands. | Wristband | 51 | 0 | 0 | 35 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -8 | 0 |
| |
Cotton Wristbands | The cleanest wristbands around. | Wristband | 55 | 0 | 0 | 38 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| |
Queen Bands | Wristbands belonging to an underrated female
basketball player... Sadly her name is unknown. |
Wristband | 121 | 0 | 0 | 50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| |
Rusty Knife | Don't use this on your dinner,
you'll get sick. Can cause poison. |
Knife | 33 | 0 | 0 | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | ||
Butter Knife | Works great for spreading butter
on toast. |
Knife | 44 | 0 | 0 | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | Bleed chance 50% | |
Machete | Once used by the great Dolph Luggage. | Knife | 56 | 0 | 0 | 34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | Bleed chance 50% | |
Switchblade | You'll look like a badass greaser with this. | Knife | 67 | 0 | 0 | 50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0 | Bleed chance 70% | |
Combat Knife | Designed for combat. | Knife | 78 | 0 | 0 | 76 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0 | Bleed chance 70% | |
Eastern Blade | If things aren't working out,
commit suicide with this. |
Sword | 88 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | Bleed chance 50% | |
Wooden Bow | Wooden Bow | Bow | 8 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| |
Longbow | This bow provides greater range. | Bow | 30 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| |
Hunting Bow | Designed specifically to end animal life. | Bow | 34 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| |
Smoky Bow | This bow is so dirty, it causes blindness. | Bow | 48 | 0 | 0 | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| |
Gwyns Bow | Holding this feels like the body of a woman. | Bow | 51 | 0 | 0 | 31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30 |
| |
Bone Bow | A bow made from the rib of a jaguar. | Bow | 56 | 0 | 0 | 36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 |
| |
Blood Bow | The bowstring is coated in human blood.
That's very cool. |
Bow | 66 | 0 | 0 | 40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 |
| |
Christmas Day | A seasonal bow... Why anyone would make a
weapon designed for Christmas is beyond me. |
Bow | 81 | 0 | 0 | 45 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 |
| |
Martlo Bow | This bow could only be obtained from the
Martlo Cigarette Catalogue for 1,000 points. |
Bow | 111 | 0 | 0 | 60 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 21 | -5 |
| |
Broken Boomerang | This one doesn't come back... | Boomerang | 22 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| |
Wooden Boomerang | Nothing special about this rang. | Boomerang | 33 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 |
| |
Spiked Bat | Not really used for regulation baseball. | Hammer | 120 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| |
Decent Boomerang | Alligator Diddly's old rang. | Boomerang | 22 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 |
| |
Wood Staff | Sturdy staff made of oak. | Staff | 100 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| |
Revolver | Bullets usually put ends to lives. | Six Shooter | 22 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Pea Shooter | These peas are non-nutritious. | Handgun | 34 | HP | 0 | 9 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| |
Show Stopper | You'll be dead at the end of this show. | Handgun | 45 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| |
Nosey | You got a problem? I have a problem solver,
his name is long nose revolver. |
Six Shooter | 56 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Peacemaker | Peace is absolutley not what this gun makes. | Handgun | 67 | 0 | 0 | 23 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
The Ruler | You can measure a man's worth by the
size of his gun. |
Six Shooter | 78 | 0 | 0 | 28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
Sunsetter | The gold standard of fancy weaponry. | Six Shooter | 123 | 0 | 0 | 33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 33 |
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Snubby | It's not the size that counts, it's the contents. | Handgun | 144 | 0 | 0 | 45 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 0 | ||
Suzi | A cute little machine gun. | Sub Machine Gun | 33 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | * HIT - 5% | |
Potato Peeler | Not popular in kitchens. | Sub Machine Gun | 44 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| |
Pissler | This thing just pisses bullets. | Sub Machine Gun | 55 | 0 | 0 | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| |
Luckluster | The black cat of guns. | Sub Machine Gun | 67 | 0 | 0 | 25 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | -20 |
| |
Tuesday Morning | A high powered sub machine gun. | Sub Machine Gun | 82 | 0 | 0 | 34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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Crimson Tide | Parting your head like the sea. | Sub Machine Gun | 111 | 0 | 0 | 45 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
Grenada 9 | An oddly colored gun. | Sub Machine Gun | 130 | 0 | 0 | 52 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
Dandy Boy | A powerful gun... For weak men. | Sub Machine Gun | 140 | 0 | 0 | 70 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | ||
Hint Lord Sweatbands | Terry's childhood sweatbands. | Wristband | 5 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| |
Guitar | A one stringed guitar. | Guitars | 23 | 5 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
Sword Bundle | A collection of katanas. Crisp refuses to
let them go. |
Katana | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 0 | 17 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
Bleed 50% | |
Sabre | Sabre means "to cut." | Sword | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | Bleed 50% | |
Wushu Spear | A dull tipped spear with a flexible shaft.
It's poorly made. |
Spear | 44 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | Bleed 50% | |
Sharpened Curtain Rod | Somebody's home is really missing this... | Spear | 87 | 0 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Bleed 50% | |
Mighty Spear | No jokes... It's a good spear. | Spear | 132 | 0 | 7 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | Bleed 50% | |
Playing Cards | A great resource in the apocalypse. | Cards | 200 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
Pencil | A rare tool in this climate... | Pencil | 40 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
Whip | Use for animals. Not for perversion. | Whip | 13 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | ||
Extension Cord | This hurts like Hell to get whipped with! | Whip | 44 | 0 | 0 | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
Adventure Whip | Pried from Ethiopia Jones' cold dead hands. | Whip | 77 | 0 | 0 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
Duffel Bag | Who knows what the Hell is in here... | Duffel Bag | 37 | 0 | 6 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
LISA: THE JOYFUL[]
Key[]
Image | Name | Description | Price | Consume | Effects |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Red Skull Mask (Key Item) | The mask worn by Rando. | 0 | No | Changes NPC's reactions to Buddy when worn. | |
Hint Mask | A cheap mask for Terry cosplay.
He must have made it himself. |
0 | No | ||
Joy Mask | The Mask Buzzo's Men wear. | 0 | No | Allows you to speak to members of Buzzo's gang. |
Consumables[]
Image | Name | Description | Price | Consume | Effects |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Mystery Jerky | Dried meat of common Olathian animals.
Recovers 300 HP. |
10 | Yes | Recover HP - 300 | |
Domestic Jerky | Recovers 1000 HP. | 15 | Yes | Recover HP - 1000 | |
Horse Jerky | Dried meat of a horse.
Recovers all HP. |
20 | Yes | Recover HP - 100% | |
Diet Cocola Cola | If you throw this can at someone it won't
hurt, it's a soft drink! Recovers 200 SP. |
5 | Yes | Recover SP - 200 | |
Real Sugar Cocola Cola | If you throw this can at someone it won't
hurt, it's a soft drink! Recovers all SP. |
20 | Yes | Recover SP - 100% | |
Perfume | The sweet scent revives an ally. | 10 | Yes |
| |
Fancy Perfume | The sweet scent revives an ally fully. | 20 | Yes |
| |
Empty Bottle | An empty glass bottle. | 2 | Yes | Deals Damage | |
Bottle of Soup | Recovers 500 HP | 3 | Yes |
| |
Potato Liquor | Capable of getting you drunk.
Recovers 200 HP. |
5 | Yes |
| |
Rando Ration | A high quality meal. Restores all HP and SP. | 20 | Yes | Recover HP and SP 100% | |
Joy | This drug makes you feel nothing.
Use it in a pinch. |
20 | Yes |
| |
Lucrative Tea | An unsafe blend of tea.
Revives TP. |
13 | Yes | Recover TP - 400 | |
Diesel F. Bomb | A beefed up firebomb, can cause burning. | 0 | Yes |
| |
TNT | An explosive capable of destroying
certain objects. |
0 | Yes | 100% Chance to cause Burning |
List of Armor[]
Body Armor[]
Manly[]
Image | Name | Description | Type | Equip Type | Price | HP | SP | ATK | DEF | S.ATK | S.DEF | AGI | LUCK | Effects |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Spiked Pads | If you don't have these in the apocalypse
you're seriously doing it wrong. |
Manly | Body | 26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
Headgear[]
Hats[]
Image | Name | Description | Type | Equip Type | Price | HP | SP | ATK | DEF | S.ATK | S.DEF | AGI | LUCK | Effects |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Red Skull Mask | A mask that represents the birth of Rando. | Mask | Head | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Accessories[]
Image | Name | Description | Type | Equip Type | Price | HP | SP | ATK | DEF | S.ATK | S.DEF | AGI | LUCK | Effects |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Dead Flower | A personal keepsake. | Accessory | Accessory | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | ||
Badass Belt Buckle | This mother fucker keeps those fucking
pants secure as fuck. |
Accessory | Accessory | 66 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 33 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
List of weapons[]
Image | Name | Description | Weapon Type | Price | HP | SP | ATK | DEF | S.ATK | S.DEF | AGI | LUCK | Effects |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Sabre | Sabre means "to cut." | Sword | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | Bleed 50% | |
Katana | East meets West, baby! | Sword | 0 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 4 | 0 | Bleed 50% | |
Big Sabre | A large sword. Effective, but boring. | Sword | 0 | 0 | 0 | 23 | 0 | 21 | 0 | 4 | 0 | Bleed 50% | |
Foam Bat | The strongest weapon a warrior could ever
want. *Wink* |
Sword | 0 | 0 | 0 | 500 | 0 | 500 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Hit - 10% |
Trivia[]
- Though highly unlikely, the jerky healing items might be inspired by Slim Jims a American brand of jerky made famous by their spokesman, professional wrestler Randall Mario Poffo mostly known as "Macho Man" Randy Savage