A true warrior. He's only with you because you've taken his lover hostage.
|Full Name||Crisp Ladaddy|
|Armor Types||Accessory / Shawl|
|Lock Equip Weapon|
Crisp is a Party Member that is found relatively late in the game, in the Stone Village. He is initially found thinking, longing for his lover, Toby. His skills can cause Bleeding and Burning, however his skill set is limited beyond this. Due to being found late in the game, his low starting level and high target rate (300%!), he is usually not a party member used often.
Name: Crisp Jon Ladaddy
Fighting Art: Kenjutsu
Past Occupation Taxi Driver
Likes: Spending Time with Toby
Favorite Food: BBQ
Most Hated Thing: Bigotry
Crisp and Toby are lovers. Toby often questions why Crisp even wastes his time on him, but Crisp is very adamant about the fact that he loves him dearly. This aside, they make a great couple; Crisp will do anything for Toby.
Appearance and PersonalityEdit
Crisp is a black male, wearing a teal shawl and a hair tail. He has four swords tied to his back that he is locked to use in battle.
How to invite to PartyEdit
In order to invite Crisp to Brad's party, you must firstly visit the Bath House, found by visiting the door to the right of the 'Gang Selection' sign in Area 3. In the Bath House, Brad will find Toby tied up and will ask to be taken to Crisp.
Once Brad now talks to Crisp, he will ask what Brad want's in order to keep Toby safe. There will be three options:
- [Fight for me] He can keep Toby hostage to force Crisp to join the party
- [900 magazines] Request 900 magazines from Crisp, in which Crisp will say "I don't have any of that filth". Brad will then force Crisp to join his Party.
- [He's yours] Brad can give Toby to Crisp, in which Toby will leave your inventory and Crisp will not join the party. You will not receive any payment and Crisp will only say "Thanks." afterwards.
Crisp, while not having very many skills in comparison to other allies, is capable of dealing devastating damage to his opponents. Million Cutter is useful for multi-hit damage, and Hot Cutter instantly causes burning in addition to dealing strong damage.
Crisp's main drawback though is that he's only limited to these few signature cutting techniques. In addition his normal attack also drains 10 SP, so he doesn't really have any "free" attacks to use. Additionally, because Crisp is recruited so late in the game (much like Buffalo Van Dyke) he is ultimately going to be ignored as an active party member by most players. On his own, however, Crisp is a powerful party member and can be pretty enjoyable to use towards the end game should any player be curious to test him out.
|Skill Name||Description||Level Learned||MP Cost|
|Million Cutter||Strikes four times, but often misses.||1||40|
|Hot Cutter||A series of fiery slashes.||1||30|
|Wet Cutter||A series of dampening slashes.||1||30|
Default Equipment Edit
Bares some resemblance to the black gay prisoner (Named Paul Guayue) from the series "Superjail."
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