|Cousin Alfonso Christ|
|HIT * 95%||Attack Element: Physical|
|Collapse Effect: Boss||State Resist: Fallen|
|State Resist: Scared||Stun * 50%|
|State Resist: Poison|
- "Sorry, Kangy."
- ―Alfonso Christ
Cousin Alfonso Christ is encountered in the Christ Dojo. An angry little man, he is summoned by his cousin to do battle with Brad, so that Brad may prove his worth. As he rolls into view in his large suit of armor, he suddenly stops and collapses to the ground. The battle then proceeds anyway.
Cousin Alfonso Christ has no physical attacks, though his Trash Talk ability can cause the Pissed debuff, which causes party members to flail wildly with increased crit chance. This, coupled with his high health, makes this fight fairly difficult, as he can weather hits while your own party members beat each other up.