|Full Name||Chris Columbo|
|Relationships|| Brad Armstrong - Victim|
Tom Cream - Friend
Sergei Rage - Friend
Larry Sports - Friend
Spaghetti - Pet
|Appearances||Lisa: The RPG|
- "Time is a great teacher. Sadly, it kills all it's pupils... Howdy motherfucker."
Chris Columbo is an antagonist from Lisa: The RPG. He has a hatred for Brad and follows him on his journey to find Buddy as the leader of The Gents.
Columbo is an odd looking man, with a black mohawk, red nose and sunglasses. He rides his pet deer, Spaghetti, rather than walking.
Story EditNeighborhood. Rick, Sticky and Cheeks allegedly stole Columbo's ball and were getting beat up by Columbo and his gang. Brad intervenes and lies to Columbo that he stole the ball to be beaten up instead. He beats up Brad and leaves.
Path to the Beginning after his friend, now crew members, hit Brad with a truck. He provides Brad with an ultimatum: Lose all of his belongings or give up Terry's life. Columbo accepts Brad's decision and leaves with his gang by taking Brad's stuff or Terry. Columbo is later seen in begining of the transition area between area 2 and area 3, after rando's men are gone. he and his gang will apear near the entrance of a cave. at first he will taunt Brad, saying something related with decisions he's made throught the game, but then he will show him buddy's mask.
He's seen around or mentioned in some places. Around New Roads, you can see him near a cliff, and during Queen Roger's job, his deer will walk into Brad's room. Columbo's voice will then ask where his deer Spaghetti has gone.
- His full name is never revealed in-game. Only by looking at the game files or the title of his track in the soundtrack would one discover his name.
- Chris Columbo has his own battle theme in the soundtrack, but it is not heard in-game. He may have been planned as a fight at some point during development.
- Columbo seems to use a large vocabulary for someone like him. This may possibly be an attempt to appear smart or educated.
- Dingaling has said that Chris Columbo was envious of everyone but himself. 
- Columbo's death is canon. 
- Columbo has enemy battle data in the final game code and an unused battle theme in the soundtrack, but isn't fought in the game proper.
- ↑ @Dingalinggames @LISA Why was Chris Columbo envious of Brad? Was it because Brad taught martial arts, or something more personal?
- ↑ @LISAtheRPG is it possible that if you avoid columbo at the end that he lives? could he appear in lisa the joyful?
|Brad Armstrong • Rando • Buzzo • Buddy • Lisa • Marty Armstrong • Columbo|
|Terry Hintz • Crisp Ladaddy • RT • Rooster Coleman • Olan Hoyt • Nern Guan • Rage Ironhead • Percy Monsoon • Mad Dog • Shocklord • Fardy Hernandez • Queen Roger • Carp • Harvey Alibastor • Clint Olympic • Buckets • Buffalo Van Dyke • Tiger Man • Ollie Nickels • Geese Thompson • Dick Dickson • Jack • Sonny Backluwitz • Yazan Barghouti • Beastborn • Fly Minetti • Ajeet Mandeep • Garth • Bo Wyatt • Birdie Hall|
|Dr. Yado • Nancy Yado • Richard "Rick" Weeks • Tony "Sticky" Angoneli|