|HIT * 100%||Attack Element: Physical|
|Collapse Effect: Boss||State Resist: Fallen|
|State Resist: Scared||Stun * 50%|
|State Resist: Paralysis|
Beady is a Joy Mutant encountered within the Bathhouse. he has a corpulent physique, his eyes are black and beady, and his lower eyelids have been pulled down towards what used to be a chin. Strands of hair poke out of his head and a tattered shirt hangs loosely around him.
Due to Beady's high chance for using the instant kill move Fatal Chomp, it is advised to either plan a strategic attack to prevent Beady from using this attack or to use other party members in place of ones you don't wish to have killed. Some good methods of avoiding Beady's instant kill is to get him Pissed using party members such as Nern Guan or Harvey Alibastor, or limiting his hit rate by blinding him or making him cry with characters such as Ajeet Mandeep or Terry Hintz.
- Found deep inside the Bathhouse located in Area 3.
- Beady guards the pair of truck keys used to open the Devil's Machine, where one of the hardest bosses in the game, Satan, is waiting.
- Beady made his first appearance in the original Kickstarter Demo as a passive NPC in a cave, slowly blinking.
- Beady appears on the official soundtrack album art.